Tardis

Tardis is my illegitimate love child who happens to be a lil’ touched in the head
“Tardis!!! Look alive ‘cuz right now you’re just a trip Dr. Who…”
by Pushmataha April 29, 2025
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Docsymetrix

The practice of attempting to make surgical improvements on a person who is not symmetrically gifted by a plastic surgeon…Can also be spelled Docsymetricks for obvious reasons…
Karen was a straight-up Picasso face until she went to Dr. Dubrow…He pulled off sum real Docsymetrix on her, now she’s hot dude…
by Pushmataha July 07, 2023
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Pushy Cat

Short for Pushmataha…A defanged, declawed feline characterized by Kitty with the Beverly Boombox equipped with sum big ol’ speakers in your face plant nation…So show Chad Muska sum love and respect
Where it’s at is one Pushy Cat…Tragedy I think not, ‘cuz the rat is done caught…Despite defanged and declawed she’s beating them odds…prodigy of a madman and murderer fools try to sell fur to her…But they ain’t take that from her she has that and her loud purr…So wut the hell, I think imma sleep on my tail…Cuz Olivia the Kid enlightened me even though I’m her OG…9 tails lands safe on all fours while the world is still yours…
by Pushmataha October 25, 2022
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Shocker

Obeyshepard mystery holder

Perpin dick ular mower…
Rideshared panty melter

Ubers people of shelter…
Landing stripped don’t belong
Branded as onlookers zong…
Listenstill waters deeper
My trapper keeper…
Information awnREBAR steel is it tinder?
Living outloud a def Marshall O’fender
Wordplayfooling Eyedea’s return to sender
Er Me Gerdgeistormed your single-wide trailer
God blessin’ ‘Merica, Grandma loved her a sailOR…
A bogo event at a Wal-Mart of course
So no pop-up stores…

Bullshit plus fish bones

Riding math range all alone…
Trench coat mafia robbed train wreck

Your rebel rifle team defect…
the rainbow rides unicorned

Binary 0 for 1 horned…
Fucked not playfool
Titty Class clowning ‘ol school…
Any taken day
boombox pushy play…
See you late sell mate
Go the hell on 2 wood hate…
Shocker in your wife like a faulty vibrator…Ol’ sparky and living math meet ster hater…I’m different sawzall the roof Cadillac all yall…tickets never made will call…Swandive blackout and dead stall…
by Pushmataha October 26, 2022
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pee patch

She was nothing but pee patch fool
by Pushmataha August 13, 2023
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FPC

With so much drama in the FPC…
by Pushmataha April 17, 2024
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OGenius

OGenius
My Pops was a hood legend…A true savant OGenius…Feel me? If ya didn’t know…Well uhhh, now ya know
by Pushmataha January 27, 2023
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