Definitions by Pushmataha
Geezer Lunch
When you’re William S. Burroughs as a Geezer…Everyone or most are Resting In Peace but sum how-YOU (of all people) lived…
Geezer Lunch by Pushmataha May 2, 2023
free range children
free range children by Pushmataha April 14, 2023
The Geezer Bandit
TRUE STORY YO…Check San Diego (DAGO, 1904, etc…) Newsfeeds circa 2009-2011…The Geez was a So-Cal bankrobber who was proported to wear…I just realized proported is kinda a family word that maybe I should define here as well but The Geezer Bandit gained fame from ALLEGEDLY wearing Hollywood-grade movie prosthetics and make-up to appear as an elderly gentlemen when he robbed said banks…Jus’ thank about it…You’re in line at your dumbass bank as per usual and there’s some old f***er in front of ya…I mean, you mos def don’t expect dude to rob the damn place…Funny AF…Anyway…I LOVE the Geez and the story so I look it up every 6 months or so to see if there’s been any new info. added…But there hasn’t…The dumbass F.B.I. never caught the The Geezer Bandit…Sorry…Must pause…Dying laughing….Still laughing…STILL laughing!!! Look, I got no issue with the dumbass F.B.I. but ya gotta know on the real…When they can’t catch some A-Hole it’s gotta piss ‘em off yo!!! Sorry but that sh** makes me laugh and ‘minds yours truly of “Catch Me If You Can” or “The Barefoot Bandit”…BTDubs…Why hasn’t there been a Barefoot Bandit or Geezer Bandit movie yet? Sh** is so funny and interesting…Fly Colton Fly an’ sh**!!! I love it…I just loves me an underdog is all…An Anti-Hero if you will…Man, I shouldn’t write this dumba** sh** but whatever…You can find me over there at the bar!!! Laughing like an A-Hole and telling tales of the Geez!!!-Yours, Pushmataha
The Geezer Bandit supposedly dropped a notebook with hand-written notes when they slipped in a dye pack at his last robbery…
The Geezer Bandit by Pushmataha January 29, 2023
Comments section
Comments section by Pushmataha November 28, 2022
Fuct-Off
The feeling Pushmataha feels when she sees the term “Beverly Hills Boombox” which is not a problem in and of itself but the problem lies with the fact that you posted the REAL author’s name in said meaning: Kitty Joy Beverly. See, this person has been declared acutely mentally ill by way of the Zonie (Arizona) court system due to being diagnosed a bi-polar/schizophrenic. So, Kitty Joy Beverly is having a VERY difficult time finding a job as prospective employers are discriminating against her due to said phrase and meaning. It is OBVIOUS through my phone records that I have attempted to contact you and had no luck. I want to make it clear that I LOVE the Urban Dictionary, have fully supported the Urban Dictionary but am now in a place where I need you to support Kitty Joy Beverly and remove her name from the meaning. I would prefer you keep the phrase but make her an anonymous participant so that she can get a job. If you do not comply with Pushmataha’s wishes she will be forced to pull ADA rank on you (look it up dumb ass, go D fuck ahead…you think you can make my life worse take a shot-like My fellow hillbilly Billy Ray what tha fuck says in Bad Santa…So take a shot if you’re stupid but ya come at the QUEEN ya best not miss…Sorta like Omar said on THE WIRE ‘CEPT YEAH, I SAID QUEEN NOT KING DUMB ASS ‘CUZ I’M TALKIN’ CHESS SPEAK, FEEL ME? Also, they didn’t have to do Brandon like that, am I right? An’ Bubs was the sh**.
I am so fuct-off that this BS makin’ me take time out from the Pushmataha Space Cadet movement… I should throw on my Pakelika mask and take a drive to clear mine head…
Fuct-Off by Pushmataha November 16, 2022