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by Pushmataha August 13, 2023
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Get the Fruise mug.Short for Pushmataha…A defanged, declawed feline characterized by Kitty with the Beverly Boombox equipped with sum big ol’ speakers in your face plant nation…So show Chad Muska sum love and respect…
Where it’s at is one Pushy Cat…Tragedy I think not, ‘cuz the rat is done caught…Despite defanged and declawed she’s beating them odds…prodigy of a madman and murderer fools try to sell fur to her…But they ain’t take that from her she has that and her loud purr…So wut the hell, I think imma sleep on my tail…Cuz Olivia the Kid enlightened me even though I’m her OG…9 tails lands safe on all fours while the world is still yours…
by Pushmataha October 25, 2022
Get the Pushy Cat mug.Euphemism gifted to Kitty Joy Beverly by her schizo voices meaning her body is graced with Beverly Hills and sum big ol’ speakers amongst blue collar tweekers…Zona trippin’ me far out er banksy can’t help this shit rhymes with spank me…Art class all day long, where’d my life go so wrong…hieronymous help her find people of shelter…I’ll see you the bullshit and raise you a rebar like crippled bodies in wheelchairs on foot they won’t get far…Separating bones from the fin to find treasures within Pushy Cat speaks in riddles while Deliverance fiddles…With dueling banjos how my mind works only God knows…It’s his private mystery shaped tragic in history…
This was the voices speaking of course:”She’s got A Beverly Hills Boombox body movin’ a fool in the pain Ted ladies all around me and you what the fuck we gonna do it like we live ‘till we die tied too…” Wut The hell is she saying? Pushmataha the Pushy Cat’s merely voice driven, this poor girl had no choices…locked down mentally ill, no longer faced with a pill…elephant tranked by the state, monthly injections don’t rate…behind masks she hid, mind you this was pre-covid…Wore one wrecking the van goat nothing else but a trench coat…Oh yeah, I just remembered this dumb ass drawing I did yesterday and I couldn’t stop laughing because of it…Sorry, stopped rhyming but the shit was so fucking stupid it was making me laugh again…It’s this drawing of a Paiasso clown girl that says born fool on her shirt but I thought, she’s really the nut juggler, that’s why all these assholes are orbiting her…The nut juggler…dumb as fuck but makes me laugh like a mother fucker…Laughter is the Schizo’s natural gift sum times…Sum times but I suck at math, the voices say I traded it for sum thing a long time ago…Fuck math’s overrated as shit anyway…Math rarely gets one laid or paid so who D fuck cares…So step sister porn flick and missin’ that good shit…
by Pushmataha October 25, 2022
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Perpin dick ular mower…
Rideshared panty melter
Ubers people of shelter…
Landing stripped don’t belong
Branded as onlookers zong…
Listenstill waters deeper
My trapper keeper…
Information awnREBAR steel is it tinder?
Living outloud a def Marshall O’fender
Wordplayfooling Eyedea’s return to sender…
Er Me Gerdgeistormed your single-wide trailer
God blessin’ ‘Merica, Grandma loved her a sailOR…
A bogo event at a Wal-Mart of course
So no pop-up stores…
Bullshit plus fish bones
Riding math range all alone…
Trench coat mafia robbed train wreck
Your rebel rifle team defect…
the rainbow rides unicorned
Binary 0 for 1 horned…
Fucked not playfool
Titty Class clowning ‘ol school…
Any taken day
boombox pushy play…
See you late sell mate
Go the hell on 2 wood hate…
Perpin dick ular mower…
Rideshared panty melter
Ubers people of shelter…
Landing stripped don’t belong
Branded as onlookers zong…
Listenstill waters deeper
My trapper keeper…
Information awnREBAR steel is it tinder?
Living outloud a def Marshall O’fender
Wordplayfooling Eyedea’s return to sender…
Er Me Gerdgeistormed your single-wide trailer
God blessin’ ‘Merica, Grandma loved her a sailOR…
A bogo event at a Wal-Mart of course
So no pop-up stores…
Bullshit plus fish bones
Riding math range all alone…
Trench coat mafia robbed train wreck
Your rebel rifle team defect…
the rainbow rides unicorned
Binary 0 for 1 horned…
Fucked not playfool
Titty Class clowning ‘ol school…
Any taken day
boombox pushy play…
See you late sell mate
Go the hell on 2 wood hate…
Shocker in your wife like a faulty vibrator…Ol’ sparky and living math meet ster hater…I’m different sawzall the roof Cadillac all yall…tickets never made will call…Swandive blackout and dead stall…
by Pushmataha October 26, 2022
Get the Shocker mug.The feeling Pushmataha feels when she sees the term “Beverly Hills Boombox” which is not a problem in and of itself but the problem lies with the fact that you posted the REAL author’s name in said meaning: Kitty Joy Beverly. See, this person has been declared acutely mentally ill by way of the Zonie (Arizona) court system due to being diagnosed a bi-polar/schizophrenic. So, Kitty Joy Beverly is having a VERY difficult time finding a job as prospective employers are discriminating against her due to said phrase and meaning. It is OBVIOUS through my phone records that I have attempted to contact you and had no luck. I want to make it clear that I LOVE the Urban Dictionary, have fully supported the Urban Dictionary but am now in a place where I need you to support Kitty Joy Beverly and remove her name from the meaning. I would prefer you keep the phrase but make her an anonymous participant so that she can get a job. If you do not comply with Pushmataha’s wishes she will be forced to pull ADA rank on you (look it up dumb ass, go D fuck ahead…you think you can make my life worse take a shot-like My fellow hillbilly Billy Ray what tha fuck says in Bad Santa…So take a shot if you’re stupid but ya come at the QUEEN ya best not miss…Sorta like Omar said on THE WIRE ‘CEPT YEAH, I SAID QUEEN NOT KING DUMB ASS ‘CUZ I’M TALKIN’ CHESS SPEAK, FEEL ME? Also, they didn’t have to do Brandon like that, am I right? An’ Bubs was the sh**.
I am so fuct-off that this BS makin’ me take time out from the Pushmataha Space Cadet movement… I should throw on my Pakelika mask and take a drive to clear mine head…
by Pushmataha November 16, 2022
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