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by Pushmataha April 14, 2023
Get the free range children mug.Pushmataha Riggs Warfield, a Pushy Cat avoiding Tommy the Cat despite calling him charismatic and charming in the alleyway lined with muppets dining with Oscar at the trash can bar-b-que amid dumpster girl’s belongings long gone bad but not forgotten, redone in a new way back to black bull riding bare up the butt, snuck, stuck…Well…Just another feral pushy cat aka the Skull Capped Monkey in a world of shit aka the Slaine Shocker of Schizo posing as a sweet ass in a Jason mask aka Weirdly, the Geezer Bandit’s Greenlit Girl from another world…Maybe Earth, maybe the world, no…It’s definitely the planet Wearth…Hogtied and branded in a place a feline don’t belong in a 1980 rehab sipping Kendall Jackson Cabernet Sauvignon…The fully intended love child of a murderer and a maniac madman…
SUM believe that Pushmataha is merely a city in BFE Oklahoma…But the peace pipe on the flag should prompt you to do the math mother fuckers…Synesthesia style with numbers glowing as colors, the number 4 screams orange of course because the Queen’s Day is Dutch so break out the fucking linoleum and wear a carrot helmet as you sing along while the DJ throws a Zong…No…Pushmataha is a person…The Pushy Cat crawling through Mugwump Jism as insurgents bomb the bass so that she can stitch fish bones as eyebrows on the guilded Pakelika mask covering Paiasso painted front side grinding a hustle hard as hell to get to Mary Jane at the altar of Opium for the Masses…Pushmataha…Weilds a penniless paintbrush starving artist bi-hawk bull rider of the apocalypse negro-observing those damned blue collar trailer park girls bragging about abortions at the bar-b-que because Oh Shit’s just like me, ‘cuz he crazy Chloe so tie me to the ceiling in gravity boots built for panty melters and car alarms…R.I.P. Dumpster Girl gone but fuck forgotten like my hero the murdered madman…I’m sorry Ms.Jackson that you are missing in action like the words from that 9 Mm song; I wish I would’ve met you but now it’s a little late about Dude who blew his brains out on TV ‘cuz he was embezzling and caught…I say Hey Man Nice Shot…Only it was a hot shot…
by Pushmataha October 21, 2022
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Get the Fruise mug.Euphemism gifted to Kitty Joy Beverly by her schizo voices meaning her body is graced with Beverly Hills and sum big ol’ speakers amongst blue collar tweekers…Zona trippin’ me far out er banksy can’t help this shit rhymes with spank me…Art class all day long, where’d my life go so wrong…hieronymous help her find people of shelter…I’ll see you the bullshit and raise you a rebar like crippled bodies in wheelchairs on foot they won’t get far…Separating bones from the fin to find treasures within Pushy Cat speaks in riddles while Deliverance fiddles…With dueling banjos how my mind works only God knows…It’s his private mystery shaped tragic in history…
This was the voices speaking of course:”She’s got A Beverly Hills Boombox body movin’ a fool in the pain Ted ladies all around me and you what the fuck we gonna do it like we live ‘till we die tied too…” Wut The hell is she saying? Pushmataha the Pushy Cat’s merely voice driven, this poor girl had no choices…locked down mentally ill, no longer faced with a pill…elephant tranked by the state, monthly injections don’t rate…behind masks she hid, mind you this was pre-covid…Wore one wrecking the van goat nothing else but a trench coat…Oh yeah, I just remembered this dumb ass drawing I did yesterday and I couldn’t stop laughing because of it…Sorry, stopped rhyming but the shit was so fucking stupid it was making me laugh again…It’s this drawing of a Paiasso clown girl that says born fool on her shirt but I thought, she’s really the nut juggler, that’s why all these assholes are orbiting her…The nut juggler…dumb as fuck but makes me laugh like a mother fucker…Laughter is the Schizo’s natural gift sum times…Sum times but I suck at math, the voices say I traded it for sum thing a long time ago…Fuck math’s overrated as shit anyway…Math rarely gets one laid or paid so who D fuck cares…So step sister porn flick and missin’ that good shit…
by Pushmataha October 25, 2022
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by Pushmataha May 25, 2023
Get the Dirtbagger mug.TRUE STORY YO…Check San Diego (DAGO, 1904, etc…) Newsfeeds circa 2009-2011…The Geez was a So-Cal bankrobber who was proported to wear…I just realized proported is kinda a family word that maybe I should define here as well but The Geezer Bandit gained fame from ALLEGEDLY wearing Hollywood-grade movie prosthetics and make-up to appear as an elderly gentlemen when he robbed said banks…Jus’ thank about it…You’re in line at your dumbass bank as per usual and there’s some old f***er in front of ya…I mean, you mos def don’t expect dude to rob the damn place…Funny AF…Anyway…I LOVE the Geez and the story so I look it up every 6 months or so to see if there’s been any new info. added…But there hasn’t…The dumbass F.B.I. never caught the The Geezer Bandit…Sorry…Must pause…Dying laughing….Still laughing…STILL laughing!!! Look, I got no issue with the dumbass F.B.I. but ya gotta know on the real…When they can’t catch some A-Hole it’s gotta piss ‘em off yo!!! Sorry but that sh** makes me laugh and ‘minds yours truly of “Catch Me If You Can” or “The Barefoot Bandit”…BTDubs…Why hasn’t there been a Barefoot Bandit or Geezer Bandit movie yet? Sh** is so funny and interesting…Fly Colton Fly an’ sh**!!! I love it…I just loves me an underdog is all…An Anti-Hero if you will…Man, I shouldn’t write this dumba** sh** but whatever…You can find me over there at the bar!!! Laughing like an A-Hole and telling tales of the Geez!!!-Yours, Pushmataha
The Geezer Bandit supposedly dropped a notebook with hand-written notes when they slipped in a dye pack at his last robbery…
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