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Unintentional stranger exchanger

Unintentional hand contact to a strangers' private areas while passing them in public.
There were a lot of people at the Costco today. There were so many people, I can account for at least 4 unintentional stranger exchangers.
by Punchy McAssface Jr. June 28, 2010
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Stinky Davis

A stinky davis is when you find someone who is sleeping, then you pull down your pants, and put their nose in your ass crack. When said victim is about inhales, you release a fart which travels directly through the persons nose, often waking and/or alarming the victim.
"Dude I have an awesome idea. Jerry passed out early, and I really have to fart. I think I will give him a stinky davis."
by Punchy McAssface Jr. May 4, 2010
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Doo doo tweezer

A small tong like object used to remove any fecal matter or dingleberries left over after a unsatisfying incomplete bowel movement
"I ate a large variety of ethnic foods today. I for-see I may need a reliable pair of doo doo tweezers tomorrow morning."
by Punchy McAssface Jr. March 31, 2010
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August Balls

Your balls seem to be uncontrollably sweating and emitting a foul odor, most commonly occurring in the hot summer month known as August. (This can also be used to describe these symptoms any time throughout the year.)
"Shit man, this sucks. I just came down with an awful case of August balls right before my blind date."
by Punchy McAssface Jr. May 17, 2010
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Unfriendly fire

Unfriendly fire is when you fart on a friend as a joke. Unknown to you, this certain friend also happens to have a nasty fart brewing, so they release it upon you as immediate revenge
"Last night when I was hanging out with my friends, I decided to rip a fart in Franks face. Unknown to me, I was about to be hit with some unfriendly fire."
by Punchy McAssface Jr. May 11, 2010
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Spicy jazz fart

A special fart which usually lasts 20 seconds, that gives off a very wide range of musical tones and obtains a stages of fart smells.
"I don't think I can ride bikes today. Earlier I let loose a spicy jazz fart and my ass is still sore."
by Punchy McAssface Jr. April 19, 2010
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ape funk

A horrible mysterious odor coming from an obese persons body
"Oh shit. There must be a fat guy close by because I smell some straight up ape funk."
by Punchy McAssface Jr. May 9, 2010
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