Punchy McAssface Jr.'s definitions

Stinky Carrot

A carrot which has been housed inside of an anus. When removed, the carrot has a very noticeable horrible smell.

"Oh shit! I think Steve may have eaten the stinky carrot instead of the fresh one!"

by Punchy McAssface Jr. March 29, 2010

Sidewalk snail barrier

The sidewalk snail barrier is when a group of 3 or more people are walking extra slow down a busy city sidewalk, spaced out with no room in between. This makes it nearly impossible for someone who walks at a normal pace to pass said group.

"Sorry I was late to work, boss. I was walking as fast as I could, but I ran into a sidewalk snail barrier."

by Punchy McAssface Jr. May 9, 2010

Dominican Shower

"A dominican shower is when you avoid paying your water bill and your water gets shut off. As a result, you are forced to collect dripping water in buckets under every faucet in your house. Once enough water is collected, you bathe yourself by dumping the collected water on yourself."

"My dad forgot to pay the water bill so I was forced to take a dominican shower last night."

by Punchy McAssface Jr. May 9, 2010

teatard

A british person a.k.a A stupid asshole

I will never go to England again! That place is swarmed with teatards.

by Punchy McAssface Jr. May 26, 2010

ape funk

A horrible mysterious odor coming from an obese persons body

"Oh shit. There must be a fat guy close by because I smell some straight up ape funk."

by Punchy McAssface Jr. May 9, 2010

Stinky hustle

This happens when you have to take a shit really bad and while you are racing to the bathroom, you release small farts for every step you take.

"I had to take a crap so bad, I did the stinky hustle all the way to the bathroom."

by Punchy McAssface Jr. May 9, 2010

Ghetto nickel

Either piece of a dime which has been sawed or cut in half.

"Man, I got cotton mouth. I tried to get a drink for $1.05, but the guy at the 7-11 said my ghetto nickel was no good. You believe that shit?!"

by Punchy McAssface Jr. May 17, 2010