Stinky Carrot

A carrot which has been housed inside of an anus. When removed, the carrot has a very noticeable horrible smell.

"Oh shit! I think Steve may have eaten the stinky carrot instead of the fresh one!"

by Punchy McAssface Jr. March 29, 2010

Ghetto nickel

Either piece of a dime which has been sawed or cut in half.

"Man, I got cotton mouth. I tried to get a drink for $1.05, but the guy at the 7-11 said my ghetto nickel was no good. You believe that shit?!"

by Punchy McAssface Jr. May 17, 2010

Stinky hustle

This happens when you have to take a shit really bad and while you are racing to the bathroom, you release small farts for every step you take.

"I had to take a crap so bad, I did the stinky hustle all the way to the bathroom."

by Punchy McAssface Jr. May 09, 2010

Dominican Shower

"A dominican shower is when you avoid paying your water bill and your water gets shut off. As a result, you are forced to collect dripping water in buckets under every faucet in your house. Once enough water is collected, you bathe yourself by dumping the collected water on yourself."

"My dad forgot to pay the water bill so I was forced to take a dominican shower last night."

by Punchy McAssface Jr. May 09, 2010

teatard

A british person a.k.a A stupid asshole

I will never go to England again! That place is swarmed with teatards.

by Punchy McAssface Jr. May 26, 2010

August Balls

Your balls seem to be uncontrollably sweating and emitting a foul odor, most commonly occurring in the hot summer month known as August. (This can also be used to describe these symptoms any time throughout the year.)

"Shit man, this sucks. I just came down with an awful case of August balls right before my blind date."

by Punchy McAssface Jr. May 17, 2010

party banished

One receives a party banishment after committing 3 official party fouls. After this citation is issued, said person must immediately evacuate the party with no question.

Every time Max is at a party, he drinks too much and pisses people off. He might want to be careful, or else he might end up party banished.

by Punchy McAssface Jr. June 20, 2010