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Straight Coming Out

The act of a straight person telling other people they are straight.
Since the world has been obviously dominated by gay men for such a long time, the expectation is that children will now be gay, so if you're not, you need to have a straight coming out event.
by Publius0987 August 5, 2025
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Too Gay

The point when a person or group become so overwhelmingly homosexual that it turns off a large number of straight allies, and becomes detrimental to the LGBTQ cause.
"Have you noticed something odd these days? I can't quite put my finger on it."
"What? That the country has been too gay for a couple of decades too long now? No one wants to piss off the illuminati and get canceled, or end up with a burned face like Jay Leno, so no one says anything. But yeah, I have."
by Publius0987 April 13, 2025
mugGet the Too Gaymug.

Clowns

The makeup wearing, child loving faggots who ran the country into the ground.
We have to call these fuckin queers "clowns" because the online censors won't allow us to call them faggots.
by Publius0987 October 12, 2025
mugGet the Clownsmug.

Political Suicide

1. That moment when a politician or other public person ends their career and ruins their legacy with an act of profound stupidity.
2. When an organization or group absolutely abdicates their leadership responsibilities for such a long time that they become totally irrelevant.
1. When Joe Biden said "we finally beat medicare" in the debate or when Howard Dean screamed, they committed political suicide on live TV.
2. The Catholic Church's decision to hide and cover up its child molestation problem for such a long time was its final act of political suicide.
by Publius0987 April 12, 2025
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Scumbag Era

The period of human history from the beginning of civilization until the present day, where humans have been unable to figure out how to coexist in a world without war, and doing stupid shit to each other.
Much like a used condom on the street, we're going to throw out everything from the Scumbag Era, and start a new phase of humanity free of war and doing stupid shit to each other. It ends now.
by Publius0987 August 7, 2025
mugGet the Scumbag Eramug.

Makeup Men

The politicians and billionaire men who wear makeup and have been given power and wealth.
This is what you get when you put in Makeup Men. You know they're going to lie to you and then do stupid shit like war and stock market manipulation to distract you from the fact that they wear makeup like women.
by Publius0987 September 16, 2025
mugGet the Makeup Menmug.

Family Feud

The moment in time the British Royal Family jumped the shark and abdicated the throne by making the lame disagreement between William and Harry their main storyline for a really long time.
So I guess the British monarchy is done, because they're doing a fuckin family feud now.
by Publius0987 April 13, 2025
mugGet the Family Feudmug.

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