Psychostench's definitions

sacrificial slaughter

A form of Suicide with a 100% success rate. Also known as BDB or Bang Dangle Blaze, sacrificial slaughter is when an individual soaked in gasoline, ties a noose around their neck, lights themself on fire, and shoots themself in the head. After the Bang they then Dangle in a Blaze of fire.

People who think they can survive a sacrificial slaughter are 100% wrong.

by Psychostench April 13, 2023

psychostench

A smell so violent it's psychotic in nature. A smell so putrid and vile it'll turn anyone whos lucky enough to have caught a wiff into a psychopath.

After his daily munge Jim had a psychostench steaming off the munge mustard left on his mustache.

by Psychostench February 23, 2024

TicTac?

A cornhole type game where two players stand and lay a set distance apart. Each player has a target—their opponents open mouth that can catch the tossers fresh turd. The players take turns tossing their fresh cut turds toward the opponent's mouth. The turds are soft but durable enough to withstand the toss. If the poo lands in the mouth, the tosser earns points. Misses result in no points. Bonus points are awarded for tricky or longer-distance shots. The game can be played in rounds, with each player taking five shots per round. First to reach a set score (e.g., 21) wins the game and is awarded a pack of TicTacs.

Tictac? is my favorite game to play on a hot summer day after a big feast!

by Psychostench September 6, 2024

gymdurfee

A man who loves getting pegged with dumbbells at the gym until his anus starts to prolapse completely blowing out his rectum causing the most violent bowel movement yet still continues to get a full workout.

I love getting a good gymdurfee in the morning while I'm lifting weights.

by Psychostench April 4, 2024

Mungmustard

Mungmustard (noun): a fictional term used to describe the repulsive and foul-smelling fluid that may be expelled from a bloated corpse due to the decomposition process. The term is a combination of "mung", a slang term for decomposing organic matter, and "mustard", referring to the yellowish-green color of the fluid.

The horror movie was so gruesome that it featured a scene where a bloated corpse burst, spraying mungmustard all over the main character.

by Psychostench April 3, 2024

jaded-ward-necked

An ugly demon female that vows to destroy as many men's lives as possible. Mentally ill and heavily addicted to drugs and sex with her father. Gaslighting and manipulation leads to wreck less behavior that'll turn a sane man crazy in minutes.

Jim hasn't been himself since he got jaded-ward-necked by his girlfriend.

by Psychostench April 19, 2023

Durffing

Before engaging in sex you pick one of you to spread their butt cheeks and have your partner fill your colon with vomit until the pressure is so great that a volcano of feces and puke explode out of the anus and paints the ceiling. You then proceed in getting it on while the mess drips down on both of you.

If you're not busy this weekend I could use your help with durffing my ceiling. Wink wink.

by Psychostench April 24, 2023