Catholic Poop

A Catholic Poop is a poop so vile-smelling that your roommate or Spousal Unit is forced to light a candle to try to counteract the odor.

Wow! Light the candles and say a novena! That was one nasty Catholic Poop!

by PsychoPuppyDad December 13, 2010

bus number

The number of people assigned to a project that can be hit by a bus without impacting the project's completion. This number should be as high as possible.

For the slasher game project, the bus number is three, but there are only ten people on the project.

by PsychoPuppyDad March 31, 2009

fartriloquist

Anyone who farts and manages to have all of his companions blame it on someone next to him. Bonus points if the person who gets the blame is some innocent stranger.

Wow! That guy standing by us in 7-Eleven really blew a nasty fart. It smelled so bad my teeth hurt." "Actually, that was me. I'm a fartriloquist.

by PsychoPuppyDad April 4, 2011

Expensimental

Doing something insanely expensive for purely sentimental reasons. This tendency is found in almost all women and most drunk men after 4am.

My Spousal Unit just spent $25 to ship $15 worth of popcorn to a sick cousin. I wish she would stop being so expensimental with my money.

by PsychoPuppyDad January 22, 2014

bossywork

Bossywork is busywork specifically designed to make your boss look less ignorant about his job. It consists of producing pages of documentation to explain the obvious or prove negatives (the product didn't change, so we don't need new education.) Much of bossywork consists of building slide decks from portions of other slide decks, since no manager can be expected to read more than one deck per day.

I have to get this bossywork done before the design committee meets since my boss is the committee chair. Hopefully, after that, I can get some real work done.

by PsychoPuppyDad October 3, 2011

express love

Express Love is the pain of having a crush on your regular FedEx or UPS driver, and ordering more and more stuff from the Internet just to get a glimpse of him (her).

I'm in Express Love with Alan, my UPS driver. He's dreamy.

by PsychoPuppyDad January 7, 2017

Four-legged Rake

A four-legged rake is a dog that insists on rolling in fresh-cut grass or piles of dead leaves, just for the sheer joy of carrying them into the house with him. Once, the leaves are on your floor or furniture, they become yard dandruff.

My Chihuahua is a four-legged rake. He just brought in half the lawn.

by PsychoPuppyDad December 6, 2015