by PsychoPuppyDad April 23, 2009
A Frankenstein Deck is a slide deck or PowerPoint file made up of slides borrowed from other seemingly random decks. It is usually characterized by constant changes in tense, fonts, and background color.
I'm having a hard time following this Frankenstein Deck - none of the background images are consistent, and it seems like some parts were written for different versions of the product.
by PsychoPuppyDad October 03, 2011
Executive White Trash are people who have white collar jobs, seem normal at the office, but then spend the weekend at monster truck rallies, drinking cheap beer and wandering through the woods, shooting at things.
"Why was Frank coming out of Wal-Mart with a new rifle and four bags of pork rinds on Saturday? He was wearing a NASCAR cap. I thought he was a programmer at IBM!"
"He's Executive White Trash, is what he is. His Beemer has a gun rack."
"He's Executive White Trash, is what he is. His Beemer has a gun rack."
by PsychoPuppyDad May 04, 2010
Attending a meeting where you are optional or not invited at all just to make sure you can deflect any work assignments that come out of it. Wasting an hour to save hours.
by PsychoPuppyDad May 11, 2022
A standard unit of time lasting anywhere from thirty seconds to an hour and a half, based on the female in question and the task at hand.
He: "Are you ready to go? The ballgame starts in twenty minutes!"
She: "Two minutes!"
<ten minutes of makeup application later>
He: "I'm leaving. Now."
She: "Two minutes!"
She: "Two minutes!"
<ten minutes of makeup application later>
He: "I'm leaving. Now."
She: "Two minutes!"
by PsychoPuppyDad May 18, 2010
by PsychoPuppyDad June 12, 2008
The number of people assigned to a project that can be hit by a bus without impacting the project's completion. This number should be as high as possible.
For the slasher game project, the bus number is three, but there are only ten people on the project.
by PsychoPuppyDad November 18, 2008