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Definitions by Pseudonyms are great

moo machine 

if it moos i'll eat it and if that moo machine is lucky enough i'll make it into a tender brisket
A fucking stupid ass way to say inspiration. This term is used mainly by middle schoolers or people with a toddler like vocabulary.
Guy 1. Bro I’m fina paint and I’m using this picture as inspo

Guy 2. my guy what the fuck is inspo? GTFO here with your dog ass toddler word. It’s not inspo it’s fucking inspiration, use the right fucking word

Esteemed character actress Margo Martindale 

Also known as esteemed Character actress and fugitive of the law Margo Martindale. The esteemed character actress is such a powerful character actress it is said that after the incident in Yorba Linda she was able to do an arc on the goodwife without being identified. When asked how she went on a nationally broadcasted tv show without being caught esteemed character actress margo Martindale said that she disappeared in the roll
LA times person- hold on… are you telling me Esteemed characte actress and fugitive of the law Margo Martindale has been living in your boat

Bojack - Is this one of those situations where everything we discuss is confidential due to customer service rep client privilege

LA times person - of course

Bojack - than yes Margo Martindale is living in my boat

A.K.A Esteemed character actress Margo Martindale

Tyler The Creator 

The literal definition of god. If #Jesus Christ ever came back to earth he would take the form of Tyler the creator
Watching a Tyler the creator concert is like having a #religious experience and meeting Jesus. His concerts are so #amazing you would only think god himself could have created something that Intense

white people beer 

The type of beer commonly consumed by white people across America due to the fact that it is cheap and you can get drunk quickly common brands of white people beer are Budweiser bud light coors light and similar beer that looks like piss and tastes like water
Guy 1: hey man I got some awesome IPA’s want one

Guy 2: sorry dude IPA’s are Gross I’m gonna stick with my bud light

Guy 1 ( again) dude don’t you know that’s white people beer it tastes like water

Guy 2 ( again) exactly that’s why I like it I can get super drunk quick because it tastes like nothing