A Theyster is a non-binary friend who uses the they/them pronouns. Instead of using brother or sister, the word is fused into THEYster.
by PseudoNympho666 September 02, 2023
When the cursor on your computer starts moving erratically by itself and clicking randomly, usually after visiting porn sites and getting an ETD.
Retarded Cursor
Damnit, now my computer cursor is fucking retarded, I should have worn an electronic condom after visiting that porn site yesterday
Damnit, now my computer cursor is fucking retarded, I should have worn an electronic condom after visiting that porn site yesterday
by PseudoNympho666 July 17, 2010
Mike Beaver-Aye son where you at?
Bender Over- Im at cathys house now. Im bout to get that stank dick. Ill hit ya up later
Bender Over- Im at cathys house now. Im bout to get that stank dick. Ill hit ya up later
by PseudoNympho666 January 06, 2015
Mike Latoris-Yo do you see Dick Gozinya over there? Hes trying to teach that dog how to memorized the Periodic Table
Phil McCavity-Boy! Dick sure is a dumbass, an educated fool no doubt...
Phil McCavity-Boy! Dick sure is a dumbass, an educated fool no doubt...
by PseudoNympho666 September 27, 2010
"Thank god I used that electronic condom I received for my new computer. This pornsite looks like it is full of ETDs"
1 minute later
fap fap fap
1 minute later
fap fap fap
by PseudoNympho666 July 17, 2010
A confidence trick is the use of confidence by someone when answering a question, and because of the confidence they evoke in the other person the answer is determined to be true. A good confidence trick can make anyone believe (nearly) anything because of the confidence the other person exudes whether it is true or false. The use of a confidence trick is used most by highly intelligent people because you need to be witty and the fact that you are playing off of what the person knows, and can know.
Confidence Trick
(After sneaking into the gym of an apartment that one does not live in)
Worker- "Do you live in this apartment complex because in order to use the gym you must live her?"
(True name)Brad(All said in perfect vocal pitch)"Yes I live in apartment 2234(a true apartment, though not his), my name is Joey Mathers (fake name) I don't have my keys because my friend just went back to the apartment to get his running shoes"
Worker- (After seeing the confidence the person is exuding and deciding its not worth it to check the computer) "Ok Joey thank you"
Brad-"No thank you!"
(After sneaking into the gym of an apartment that one does not live in)
Worker- "Do you live in this apartment complex because in order to use the gym you must live her?"
(True name)Brad(All said in perfect vocal pitch)"Yes I live in apartment 2234(a true apartment, though not his), my name is Joey Mathers (fake name) I don't have my keys because my friend just went back to the apartment to get his running shoes"
Worker- (After seeing the confidence the person is exuding and deciding its not worth it to check the computer) "Ok Joey thank you"
Brad-"No thank you!"
by PseudoNympho666 July 16, 2010
Hindsight bragging occurs when a person achieves success in some form. During the process ,before the success, the person internally was unsure and lacking confidence yet still succeeded. After the success the person that tells everyone with a confident air that they knew all along that they were gonna succeed.
Mark- Yo i heard you passed your dui with a b.a.c. of 2.5.
Joey-Yep, right when i got pulled over i knew i had the cop beat
-Hindsight bragging-
Joey-Yep, right when i got pulled over i knew i had the cop beat
-Hindsight bragging-
by PseudoNympho666 September 14, 2011