Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Professor Thawne

Rachel

The most unemployed person alive. She's super scared of job applications and only plays Minecraft or rocket league.

"Rachel when is the last time you showered?"
"Like fifty years ago"
"That's what I expected"

Merch

The ability to spot baddies in unnaturally far places

"bro there's a Baddie in the car behind us."
"Bro what? You got Baddie Vision!"

Merch

describing a person who has indifference (apathy), often used as a political insult in Eastern Europe.

“Have you heard Bill isn’t voting in the election?”
“I have. He’s such a pohuist!”

Merch

Used in reference to a girl with little Titties

“Hey bro, you seem the new girl in accounting?”

“Yeah, she’s pretty Tittle.”

Merch

The science of stabbing someone very hard in funny places.

"Don't mess with me in a Knife fight, bro. I got a doctorate in Stabology."

Merch

"Yo Dan, you see that Corvette that just drove by?"
"My bad bro, i was Milfstracted."

Merch