Stepfany divorced John because of his lackluster cunnilingus, and promised that next time, she would marry a vagittarius,
by Professor Conundrum August 22, 2022
John was concerned that his nightmares would cost him his job as a songwriter, until he checked his notebook and realized that he was also a psalmnambulist.
by Professor Conundrum August 22, 2022
the male version of the female unicorn who will have intercourse with both members of a male-female couple- known as a unicorn or manicorn due to its extreme rarity. Technically, the unicorn is the national animal of scotland, but it is only known anecdotally.
by Professor Conundrum August 22, 2022
a person who pays for all of their food and drink through an aggressive practice of selling recyclables.
John the recyclivore made so much selling recycling today that he bought a case of beer, along with tonight's dinner and tomorrow's breakfasr.
by Professor Conundrum August 22, 2022
It was awkweird when John, several years after his divorce from Stepfany, began browsing online dating profiles of available women in his area, and stumbled upon intimate photos of his ex.
by Professor Conundrum August 22, 2022