Preston's definitions
When you get stuck for the tab in a nice resterant it is more polite to tell the cheapskate to masterbate and hope they understand the true intent behind the word rather than be blunt.
by Preston January 4, 2004


A blend of hardcore and metal music that evolved in the mid-to-late 90's ; usually out of context with the norm. With lyrical themes ranging from politics to personal.
by Preston March 9, 2005


She was going to give me oral stimulation, but the fragmentation of my testiculation was too horrible. I had mealy balls.
by Preston November 17, 2004
