mermadillo

This is a fantasy creature whose combination is a mermaid and an armadillo. The bottom half of the creature is the mermaid-half. Its top half is the armadillo-half.
Man 1: Look at the beauty of the swimming mermadillo!

Man 2: Beauty wasn't really the word I had in mind...
by President Jack Bauer October 30, 2014
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pusilify

The process of removing a woman's pussy through casytation without anesthesia or pain killers. Most commonly done in third-world countries.
My husband was adestrogated. Then, I found out that the doctors told him that the would need to pusilify me, seeing my medical history. I was nervous...
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adestrogation

The process of removing just one of a man's genitals by means of surgery with no anesthesia or pain killers. More commonly done in third-world countries.
I remember the day that I had an adestrogation like it were yesterday. It was the worst fuckin' day of my life!
by President Jack Bauer October 31, 2014
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nogenipuss

A human being who has no genitals nor a pussy, meaning that this person's gender is declared a nogenipuss.
A nogenipuss reads a document that asks if it is a male or female. It marks other and writes, "Nogenipuss."
by President Jack Bauer October 31, 2014
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circumcastration

It is a process of removing a man's nipples or a woman's boobs through surgery, cutting that part in a circular motion, or clamping the blood vessel in that area, causing it to fall off. The patient often gets to choose which one of these procedires will be operated on them.
I wanted to have circumcastration done on me because I thought my nipples looked ugly as fuck.
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burgerlar

Burgerlar: Give me your fucking burgers!

Fast food worker: What are you, a burgerlar?

Burgerlar: Ha, ha, very funny...
by President Jack Bauer October 30, 2014
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yor thtpd

A stupid-sounding way to say, "You're stupid."
Man 1: Hey, you! Yor thtpd!

Man 2: What the fuck does that mean?! What are you, stupid?!
by President Jack Bauer October 30, 2014
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