Powerpasser's definitions

ploppy

A person who plays a game, esp. involving cards &or gambling, who has little or no knowledge of strategy or smart play.

I was playing blackjack at the casino last week when some ploppy at my table doubled down on hard 13 because 8 was his lucky number!

by Powerpasser December 4, 2017

occupational acquaintance

Somebody you know thru work (colleague, customer, etc.) with whom you're friendly on the job, but you aren't interested in becoming their buddy/ mate nor in fraternizing with them elsewhere.

Brian: I eat lunch in the employee cafeteria with David three times a week, but when I invite him to a barbecue or to go out drinking on Saturdays, he always claims to be busy or have other plans.
Scott: Sounds like he considers you an occupational acquaintance!

by Powerpasser January 12, 2018

steershit

Bullshit that has lost its manhood. So obviously false that no one takes it seriously.

Bobby told his teacher today, "The dog ate my homework," for the fifth time this year.
U should've seen the teacher roll his eyes at that steershit!

by Powerpasser September 27, 2008

counter-hint

When you detect that somebody is giving you a hint, so you give them one right back.

I've asked you to socialize with me, and each time you've told me that you have other plans. So I'll leave you alone unless you ask me out and let ME tell YOU whether I'm "busy." -- The speaker is giving a counter-hint that s/he has reason to believe that the person spoken to is giving him/her a hint that they're not interested in dating/ palling around.

by Powerpasser December 3, 2018

Chandy

A nickname for a man or boy named "Chandler" or "Charles--Andrew."

My sister has a hot date next Saturday with Chandy Smith.

by Powerpasser December 3, 2018

Romeo Capulet name

A last name so unpleasant that it causes men to say, 'If that were my surname, I'd defy social norms & forget my macho pride by taking my bride's name upon marriage!'

When I worked in a pizzeria, we had a customer whose last name meant "Mr. Booger/ Snot" in German!
"Please meet Mr. Wentworth & his sister Mrs. Wentworth. . ."
"WTF? Do the Wentworths marry their cousins??!"
"Nope. His brother-in-law's bachelor name is Herrlein Rotz, which means 'Senorito Snot' in German!"
"Wow! What a Romeo Capulet name!"

by Powerpasser December 15, 2017

scheissburger

A hamburger that tastes like shit.

I'll never go to that restaurant again after they served me a burnt scheissburger with ground-up gristle & soy protein extender, which I would not feed to a dog!

by Powerpasser May 8, 2015