Poster Nutbag's definitions
"Millions of stalactites incising my knees !!"
by Poster Nutbag May 21, 2003
Get the Stalactitemug. The area of the clinic where all they do is fuck. So much fuckin goes on there that people's sicknesses are cured.
JimBob went to the hospital for anal warts and they were so full up he was sent to the fuckward. He came home with a size 10 poopshoot, but he was completely cured !!
by Poster Nutbag May 23, 2003
Get the fuckwardmug. The second book of the bible. Made famous by a bad ass named Moses who split the red sea in half, just like I did to your mom's vagina last night.
by Poster Nutbag June 6, 2003
Get the Exodusmug. Danno broke his thumb so he's been tieing his shoes with his teeth.
Now his nubs are all hashed and frayed.
Now his nubs are all hashed and frayed.
by Poster Nutbag April 25, 2006
Get the nubmug. LaLa has a Pug. That goddamn dog is so fucking ugly, but I laugh so hard every time I see it and it licks my face and humps my leg.
That goddamn dog is CUTE !!
That goddamn dog is CUTE !!
by Poster Nutbag May 23, 2003
Get the cutemug. An irate little man that pops out of your butthole and screams at you to stop grunting and wiping your ass so hard. He also punishes you for eating Mcdonalds everyday and drinking a case of beer every night.
But since most people get them it's probably just from having an enormous network of pulsating veins at the end of your poopshoot.
But since most people get them it's probably just from having an enormous network of pulsating veins at the end of your poopshoot.
by Poster Nutbag June 6, 2003
Get the hemorrhoidmug. What the governmental board of health thinks is a test of your physical ability. Most boys can't do more than 3 1/2 and girls don't even have to do them, what kind of sissy bullshit is that?
Fat Sammy the fourth grader passed out and went into a coma after one push-up. All the kids laughed at him. Then they did the rope climb.
by Poster Nutbag June 19, 2003
Get the push upmug.