Poster Nutbag's definitions

blue hair

An old person who should have their drivers license revoked because they can't see over the goddamn steering wheel.

If this blue hair doesn't kick it up to at least 20 mph on the freeway, I'm gonna run his ass into the guard rail and wave the double duece at him....AAAAUGGGHHH !!!

by Poster Nutbag June 3, 2003

cute

What a girl calls you when you're ugly, but funny enough that she can't stop staring at you.

LaLa has a Pug. That goddamn dog is so fucking ugly, but I laugh so hard every time I see it and it licks my face and humps my leg.
That goddamn dog is CUTE !!

by Poster Nutbag May 23, 2003

Exodus

The second book of the bible. Made famous by a bad ass named Moses who split the red sea in half, just like I did to your mom's vagina last night.

Exodus is a great book to read while on the toilet. Or your mom.

by Poster Nutbag June 6, 2003

San Fransico

If homosexuality was an earthquake, this would be the epicenter.

There are so many rainbows in San Francisco that the hippies have psychedelic siezures.

by Poster Nutbag June 11, 2003

nub

The plastic tip at the end of a shoelace.

Danno broke his thumb so he's been tieing his shoes with his teeth.
Now his nubs are all hashed and frayed.

by Poster Nutbag April 25, 2006

Bogwitch

a bog between two pieces of bread
(with onions and sardines on the side....now that's funky!!)

We went to Kank's Roadside for some grubb. I had the soup. Old Sal had the Bogwitch.

by Poster Nutbag June 10, 2003

joodle

Adding to the argument that Spaghetti is really a Hebrew dish that orginated in Israel in the 14th Century.
The noodle part that grows on the Farfalle tree.

The Joodle will never Farfalle from the tree.

by Poster Nutbag May 23, 2003