hemorrhoid

An irate little man that pops out of your butthole and screams at you to stop grunting and wiping your ass so hard. He also punishes you for eating Mcdonalds everyday and drinking a case of beer every night.
But since most people get them it's probably just from having an enormous network of pulsating veins at the end of your poopshoot.

Aiiiiieee !!! The little man is back. He screamed at me for sneezing while I was taking a dump.

by Poster Nutbag June 06, 2003

Nova

A public television show that I watched when I wanted to go to sleep. I think it was about space. But it could have been about pizza.

"Hey, did you catch Nova last night ?"

"Yup, slept like a baby."

by Poster Nutbag May 20, 2003

shimma nimma ho

Filler that you add to a song when you don't know the words.

Oh say can you see !!
By the dawns early light !!
What so shimma nimma ho !!
and the tight wire's last streaming !!

"I believe I can fly....!!
I believe shimma nimma ho ...!!
Shimma nimm I can Fly !!!"

by Poster Nutbag May 23, 2003

gellin

Gellin' means you're wearing the new insoles by Scholls
If you're Gelling, you're not gellin'.
Gelling means you use goopy L.A. Looks hair gel and you're an assclown.

I'm gellin' like a felon, want some melon ?

by Poster Nutbag June 20, 2003

San Fransico

If homosexuality was an earthquake, this would be the epicenter.

There are so many rainbows in San Francisco that the hippies have psychedelic siezures.

by Poster Nutbag June 11, 2003

grits

Grits are made from a virtually flavorless grain called HOMMINY (sp?). The blandness results in people dumping large amounts of butter and salt on them. It's really cheap and very popular in the south US.

...and I would have kissed Flo's grits any old day. YOWZA !!

by Poster Nutbag June 26, 2003

Bogwitch

a bog between two pieces of bread
(with onions and sardines on the side....now that's funky!!)

We went to Kank's Roadside for some grubb. I had the soup. Old Sal had the Bogwitch.

by Poster Nutbag June 10, 2003