Poster Nutbag's definitions

cute

What a girl calls you when you're ugly, but funny enough that she can't stop staring at you.

LaLa has a Pug. That goddamn dog is so fucking ugly, but I laugh so hard every time I see it and it licks my face and humps my leg.
That goddamn dog is CUTE !!

by Poster Nutbag May 23, 2003

Tits

or Teets, the two scoops of flesh on a female's chest that produce the juice to nurture the infants. Also, provides please to the female when squeezed firmly or flicked with your index finger.
They especially like it when you grab them in public and say, "Come on baby I just want to show everyone that I love you(r tits)"

"That would be totally TITS you guys !!"

by Poster Nutbag June 4, 2003

San Fransico

If homosexuality was an earthquake, this would be the epicenter.

There are so many rainbows in San Francisco that the hippies have psychedelic siezures.

by Poster Nutbag June 11, 2003

Boonga Boonga

A bizarre new stand up game in Japan with an ass manequin sticking out the front. In your hand is a giant plastic finger that you're supposed to ram into the ass as rigorously as you can while the characters on the screen scream in pain and make silly faces.
Just wait til this hits the states !

Jimbo is the boonga boonga champ. He can really RAM that plastic finger into the ass manequin with strength and finesse.

by Poster Nutbag May 20, 2003

Mang

This is how Tony Montana says MAN, but in a comradery/get outta my face way.

ju tink I a communiss, Mang....uh?

ju tink I wanna live ing some fucking caige, mang....uh?

who da fuck u tink put dis togetta, uh?
ME, dass who, mang !!

by Poster Nutbag May 20, 2003

gellin

Gellin' means you're wearing the new insoles by Scholls
If you're Gelling, you're not gellin'.
Gelling means you use goopy L.A. Looks hair gel and you're an assclown.

I'm gellin' like a felon, want some melon ?

by Poster Nutbag June 20, 2003

PBR

what you would drink if you weren't such a pussy.

"What do you drink?"

"Heineken..."

"HEINEKEN !?! Fuck that shit....PABST BLUE RIBBON !!!!!!"

by Poster Nutbag May 20, 2003