Poster Nutbag's definitions
When you pour a Guinness stout the right way, the cascading foam forms a 3/4" thick layer of natural wonderment at the head.
This is the biscuit.
This is the biscuit.
by Poster Nutbag June 10, 2003

A bizarre new stand up game in Japan with an ass manequin sticking out the front. In your hand is a giant plastic finger that you're supposed to ram into the ass as rigorously as you can while the characters on the screen scream in pain and make silly faces.
Just wait til this hits the states !
Just wait til this hits the states !
Jimbo is the boonga boonga champ. He can really RAM that plastic finger into the ass manequin with strength and finesse.
by Poster Nutbag May 20, 2003

"Do you KNOW how to spell?"
"Bzzz... I'm not part of ur species. I no all you r secret cooki recipes."
"Bzzz... I'm not part of ur species. I no all you r secret cooki recipes."
by Poster Nutbag June 2, 2003

See Paradox.
Or as Bart Simpson would say, "You're damned if ya' do, and you're damned if ya' don't."
Or as Bart Simpson would say, "You're damned if ya' do, and you're damned if ya' don't."
You need to jump into the ocean to put out the flames on your head. But if you jump into the ocean, the giant squid will suck your guts out.
by Poster Nutbag June 5, 2003

Oh say can you see !!
By the dawns early light !!
What so shimma nimma ho !!
and the tight wire's last streaming !!
"I believe I can fly....!!
I believe shimma nimma ho ...!!
Shimma nimm I can Fly !!!"
By the dawns early light !!
What so shimma nimma ho !!
and the tight wire's last streaming !!
"I believe I can fly....!!
I believe shimma nimma ho ...!!
Shimma nimm I can Fly !!!"
by Poster Nutbag May 23, 2003

An old person who should have their drivers license revoked because they can't see over the goddamn steering wheel.
If this blue hair doesn't kick it up to at least 20 mph on the freeway, I'm gonna run his ass into the guard rail and wave the double duece at him....AAAAUGGGHHH !!!
by Poster Nutbag June 3, 2003

A public television show that I watched when I wanted to go to sleep. I think it was about space. But it could have been about pizza.
by Poster Nutbag May 20, 2003
