push up

What the governmental board of health thinks is a test of your physical ability. Most boys can't do more than 3 1/2 and girls don't even have to do them, what kind of sissy bullshit is that?
Fat Sammy the fourth grader passed out and went into a coma after one push-up. All the kids laughed at him. Then they did the rope climb.
by Poster Nutbag June 19, 2003
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Boonga Boonga

A bizarre new stand up game in Japan with an ass manequin sticking out the front. In your hand is a giant plastic finger that you're supposed to ram into the ass as rigorously as you can while the characters on the screen scream in pain and make silly faces.
Just wait til this hits the states !
Jimbo is the boonga boonga champ. He can really RAM that plastic finger into the ass manequin with strength and finesse.
by Poster Nutbag May 20, 2003
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Poster Nutbag

A dead cat that used to be Jimmy's pet. But now Jimmy wants a dog.
Dad- Son, I have some bad news
Jimmy- What is it Dad?
Dad- It's about your cat, Poster
Jimmy- Poster Nutbag ??
Dad- Yes
Jimmy- What is it Dad?

Dad- ...Your cat DIIIIIIEEEEEEEDD !!!
by Poster Nutbag May 20, 2003
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FANTA

Hoggy Wash !!!!
by Poster Nutbag June 24, 2003
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ziggy

A short bald guy with a big nose and one curly hair coming out of his head.
He lives a very quiet and boring life.
by Poster Nutbag May 21, 2003
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Stalactite

A shin buster. What you might trip on while spelunking.
"Millions of stalactites incising my knees !!"
by Poster Nutbag May 21, 2003
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nub

The plastic tip at the end of a shoelace.
Danno broke his thumb so he's been tieing his shoes with his teeth.
Now his nubs are all hashed and frayed.
by Poster Nutbag May 28, 2003
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