Poster Nutbag's definitions

biscuit

When you pour a Guinness stout the right way, the cascading foam forms a 3/4" thick layer of natural wonderment at the head.
This is the biscuit.

That hot bartender just gave my biscuit nipples. I think she wants to fuck me.

by Poster Nutbag June 10, 2003

Boonga Boonga

A bizarre new stand up game in Japan with an ass manequin sticking out the front. In your hand is a giant plastic finger that you're supposed to ram into the ass as rigorously as you can while the characters on the screen scream in pain and make silly faces.
Just wait til this hits the states !

Jimbo is the boonga boonga champ. He can really RAM that plastic finger into the ass manequin with strength and finesse.

by Poster Nutbag May 20, 2003

no

HOw 90% of the idiots on this sight spell the word KNOW.

"Do you KNOW how to spell?"

"Bzzz... I'm not part of ur species. I no all you r secret cooki recipes."

by Poster Nutbag June 2, 2003

Catch 22

See Paradox.
Or as Bart Simpson would say, "You're damned if ya' do, and you're damned if ya' don't."

You need to jump into the ocean to put out the flames on your head. But if you jump into the ocean, the giant squid will suck your guts out.

by Poster Nutbag June 5, 2003

shimma nimma ho

Filler that you add to a song when you don't know the words.

Oh say can you see !!
By the dawns early light !!
What so shimma nimma ho !!
and the tight wire's last streaming !!

"I believe I can fly....!!
I believe shimma nimma ho ...!!
Shimma nimm I can Fly !!!"

by Poster Nutbag May 23, 2003

blue hair

An old person who should have their drivers license revoked because they can't see over the goddamn steering wheel.

If this blue hair doesn't kick it up to at least 20 mph on the freeway, I'm gonna run his ass into the guard rail and wave the double duece at him....AAAAUGGGHHH !!!

by Poster Nutbag June 3, 2003

Nova

A public television show that I watched when I wanted to go to sleep. I think it was about space. But it could have been about pizza.

"Hey, did you catch Nova last night ?"

"Yup, slept like a baby."

by Poster Nutbag May 20, 2003