Definitions by Pork King
two turtles fucking
Usually reserved for jobs or activities that require hardhats. "Two turles fucking" is when a person takes off his/her hardhat and swiftly brings it down on top of another's hardhat still on other's head. It doesn't hurt like being cracked in the head, but it stings a bit and jars one's brain.
Worker: "Hey, ever heard two turtles fucking?"
New Guy: "No, what do they sound like?"
(Worker executes "two turtles fucking)
New Guy: "Owwww!"
New Guy: "No, what do they sound like?"
(Worker executes "two turtles fucking)
New Guy: "Owwww!"
two turtles fucking by Pork King October 14, 2005
dipsilucious
dipsilucious by Pork King January 3, 2004
Daisy Dukes
Daisy Dukes by Pork King May 1, 2003
cop
A police officer, derived from the word "copper", which is what police officers were slangly called when their badges were made of copper.
*Damn cop gave me a ticket, I fucking hate him.
*Damn cop took my yay, I fucking hate him.
*Damn cop shot my ass for robbing that liqour store. I fucking hate him.
*Damn cop took my yay, I fucking hate him.
*Damn cop shot my ass for robbing that liqour store. I fucking hate him.
dick bastard
A mix between a sonovabitch and a lame-ass jerk. Usually found trying to impress people with non-existent knowledge, material possesions, etc. A wholly unlikable person because of his arrogent yet ignorant attitude.
"Hey cowboy, I have a big boat that I use to pick up the hottest chicks. I'm soooo smart."
"No, you sir, are a dick bastard."
"No, you sir, are a dick bastard."
dick bastard by Pork King May 1, 2003
sonovabitch
A horrible person that cares for no one but himself/herself. Usually cheats, steals, stabs-in-the-back.
sonovabitch by Pork King May 1, 2003