rule 43C

if anything or anyone exists, no matter if real or fictional, there will be a goanimate version or a grounded video out of it.

inspired from "43 chars"
I'm gonna make a grounded video out of my teacher, because Rule 43C. I hate him anyway.
by PorcupineCanadian June 10, 2018
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STACHOS

Stupid, Toxic, Angry, Crazy, Hostile, Obsessive, Selfish/Self-absorbed.

Even though it's not a clinical diagnosis, STACHOS is an extremely common, very debilitating and highly contagious mental disorder. It is a very variable condition with a lot of different types and levels of severity, but it is extremely difficult, or mostly impossible, to cure. Approximately 1 in 4 people may be affected. Highest rates of STACHOS can be found in the hood, prisons, the undereducated and/or homeless, big cities, the Internet, mental insitutions, recluses, and politically or socioeconomically dysfunctional areas. People with STACHOS can be found almost everywhere; at your school, your workplace, your town, or even in the middle of nowhere. You might even be one YOURSELF. In some countries this syndrome is only a cultural, normal way of behaving so it is not considered problematic. It can develop at any age (rarely before seven) and most of the time lasts for life, except those who have mental disabilities severe enough to make them impossible to get it. They are the main reason why your life sucks and the world is hell.
In Detroit and at Yale University, everyone has a severe case of STACHOS.
by PorcupineCanadian June 28, 2018
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walking uncyclopedia

a mentally unstable person who is virtually incapable of detecting BS, pseudo-intellectual, dumb, shit-for-brains
My walking uncyclopedia of a cousin is 14 and is the most misinformed, lazy and arrogant person I know. He believes he's figured out life and knows everything about politics just because he's joined Anynonymous and claims he's redpilled, but moreover he's only a depraved hostile meme with no stamina or life at ALL. That's barely the surface of it.
by PorcupineCanadian January 24, 2019
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reactive attachment disorder

What can happen when you basically neglect you child's social/emotional needs. They develop this mental illness and become extremely insecure, immature and problematic, and get a really low self-esteem. If not treated, they can self-harm and become manchildren with an inferiority complex and constantly tantrum like a severely autistic child, and the disorder becomes very hard or just impossible to cure.
I regret neglecting my daughter. She developed this "reactive attachment disorder" and she had to be put in foster care because she went crazy.
by PorcupineCanadian December 30, 2016
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Issam

cute and hot guy who knows what's cool. shy, unremarked, quiet at first but eventually reveals his inner madness. feels surrounded by idiots and tends to stay apart. out of the norm individual. tends to manipulate others. slightly bipolar or narcissistic at times. super creative.
Issam, that's me!
by PorcupineCanadian June 10, 2018
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Flying Spaghetti Monster

User: salam alaykoum
User 2: hey i hope you stop believing in your flying spaghetti monster and happy burn a quran day
User: wot??

P.S. the video title must be GOD EXISTS PROOF HERE ALIENS MUST SEE
by PorcupineCanadian September 22, 2015
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cybernoob

An internet newb. In other words, Grandma Finds The Internet. Nowadays those people are extremely rare to find other than very young children and isolated aboriginal tribes. A cybernoob can also mean someone who can't even use a computer right.
I can't believe your homie fell for a Nigerian guy asking for money. Cybernoob to a whole new level. *claps slowly*
by PorcupineCanadian January 28, 2017
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