PopeMichael's definitions

Shitorexia

Shitorexia is a poop disorder characterized by a refusal to accept pooping as a normal daily cycle. Shitorexics often feel strong urges to poop, but deny themselves all but the very smallest of poops. Shitorexics create a distorted negative image of their poops and foster regimes in connection with their poops. They are often incapable of pooping when placed in non-regime environments.

Shitorexia occurs in the ratio of one male per billion females.

Jane and John were at a concert. Suddenly they had to go home early. Shitorexia had struck again.

by PopeMichael January 15, 2011

Close The Hand

An escalation of a state of Domestic Violence, whereby the "open hand" of a slap is exchanged for the "closed hand" of a fist.

"So what happened?"
"She went crazy and slapped me!"
"Oh man, that's terrible!"
"And the look in her eye; Dude, I thought she was gonna Close The Hand..."

by PopeMichael May 11, 2011

Pee Pee Worms

Slang for semen - based on a combination of innocent words. Refers to the sperm content of semen as "Worms", whilst inaccurately describing the semen itself using the phrase "Pee Pee".

My Pee Pee Worms were in her mouth.

by PopeMichael October 1, 2009

Beatnik Applause

A form of applause whereby the middle finger and thumb of both hands are repeatedly snapped/clicked instead of clapped. Beatnik applause was developed in the cafes of the 1950s/1960s by the Beatnik/Beat Generation. Many "Beat Poet" fans of this period now suffer from severe arthritic inflammation of the thumb and middle finger.

POET: "The room suddenly went into a mad darkness. A spotlight pierced blackness like a white devil's knife. A voice rose and screamed. Words of beauty cutting my throat. A poem of life, of love, of doom. My years on Earth summed and fooled."

CROWD: Beatnik Applause

by PopeMichael May 13, 2010

Brenda Fricker

Rhyming slang for the Gicker, based on the real-life Brenda Fricker, an Academy Award winning Irish Actress of very high standing.

I gave it to her in the Brenda Fricker.

by PopeMichael November 23, 2009

piss belly

An unusual and unattractive excessive projection of a female's lower abdomen. Most common in females over forty years of age. Stomach area above the Piss Belly generally remains relatively unaffected.

"Look at the piss belly on her"

by PopeMichael July 21, 2009

Blocked

Referring to a state of pregnancy. To be blocked, to become blocked, to get blocked.

"She's blocked", "I'm blocked".

by PopeMichael July 21, 2009