PopeMichael's definitions

Three Holes, No Waiting.

Legendary quote by Frank Zappa from the song "Little Rubber Girl".

"Three Holes, No Waiting" refers to the opportunity provided by the mouth, vagina and anus for intercourse/simulated intercourse. Also known as the Full House, amongst other things.

John: "I'm ready for my Booty Call."

Sarah: "Gosh John, I'm Cracking an Egg and have a toothache."

John: "Three Holes, No Waiting."

by PopeMichael March 30, 2010

Kinder Surprise

An unexpected pregnancy. Derived from the German toy "Kinder Surprise", which literally translates to "Surprise Children".

"I'm pregnant again!", said the girl

"OMFG, another Kinder Surprise", said the boy.

by PopeMichael March 1, 2010

Blue Meat

Primarily referring to human females. When breast tissue displays an above average level of blue (deoxygenated) veins, it can be referred to as "Blue Meat". The area around the breasts generally retains its normal skin tone.

"I was with a very hot MILF last night; there was a lot of Blue Meat".

by PopeMichael March 1, 2010

Pee Pee Worms

Slang for semen - based on a combination of innocent words. Refers to the sperm content of semen as "Worms", whilst inaccurately describing the semen itself using the phrase "Pee Pee".

My Pee Pee Worms were in her mouth.

by PopeMichael October 1, 2009

Obamograph

The technical term for the autograph of Barack Obama - the 44th President of the United States of America.

What's up Moya? Um, when you're in Washington will you stop by and get me an Obamograph?

by PopeMichael January 12, 2010

Mark's Sisters

Females who look like hairdressers (regardless of whether they may or may not be hairdressers). Generally characterised by heavily styled/coloured hair and a genre of clothing specific to the profession. Name derived from the salon "Peter Mark".

Whoa, check out those Mark's Sisters. Their directional haircuts, general black clothing (with signature elements of strong primary colour), and leggings are nice.

by PopeMichael October 7, 2009

MTCs

Acronym for "Members of the Travelling Community" / "Members of the Traveller Community". A non-derogatory reference that's less of a mouthful than the "official" title.

MTCs are a traditionally nomadic people of Irish origin living predominantly in Ireland, Great Britain, and the United States. Go MTCs!

by PopeMichael October 13, 2009