PopeMichael's definitions

Mark's Sisters

Females who look like hairdressers (regardless of whether they may or may not be hairdressers). Generally characterised by heavily styled/coloured hair and a genre of clothing specific to the profession. Name derived from the salon "Peter Mark".

Whoa, check out those Mark's Sisters. Their directional haircuts, general black clothing (with signature elements of strong primary colour), and leggings are nice.

by PopeMichael October 7, 2009

Confidentish

To be Confidentish is to be confident, but with the added insurance of a small measure of doubt. Confidentishness can help save face when fateful errors of prediction occur.

"Can you score that hot blond by the bar?"
"Uh well, I'm Confidentish?"

by PopeMichael March 26, 2010

Close The Hand

An escalation of a state of Domestic Violence, whereby the "open hand" of a slap is exchanged for the "closed hand" of a fist.

"So what happened?"
"She went crazy and slapped me!"
"Oh man, that's terrible!"
"And the look in her eye; Dude, I thought she was gonna Close The Hand..."

by PopeMichael May 11, 2011

Blue Meat

Primarily referring to human females. When breast tissue displays an above average level of blue (deoxygenated) veins, it can be referred to as "Blue Meat". The area around the breasts generally retains its normal skin tone.

"I was with a very hot MILF last night; there was a lot of Blue Meat".

by PopeMichael March 1, 2010

Blocked

Referring to a state of pregnancy. To be blocked, to become blocked, to get blocked.

"She's blocked", "I'm blocked".

by PopeMichael July 21, 2009

Pee Pee Worms

Slang for semen - based on a combination of innocent words. Refers to the sperm content of semen as "Worms", whilst inaccurately describing the semen itself using the phrase "Pee Pee".

My Pee Pee Worms were in her mouth.

by PopeMichael October 1, 2009

bar

The small "bar" of skin at the base of the head of an uncircumcised penis which joins the circumference of the foreskin with the main shaft of the organ. Under extreme circumstances, this bar can become "torn".

"Oh my god, I've torn my bar (during intercourse or other activities)"

by PopeMichael July 21, 2009