PopeMichael's definitions

Close The Hand

An escalation of a state of Domestic Violence, whereby the "open hand" of a slap is exchanged for the "closed hand" of a fist.

"So what happened?"
"She went crazy and slapped me!"
"Oh man, that's terrible!"
"And the look in her eye; Dude, I thought she was gonna Close The Hand..."

by PopeMichael May 11, 2011

Downlink

On the internets, a downlink is a cross between a link and a download. Downlinks are associated with file sharing and file distribution, generally via zipped 'online storage' sites and other unencrypted distribution methods. This difference in functionality separates downlinks from standard links, downloads and torrents.

Alex: I need you to send me that file, the really big one.

Stephen: Ok Ok Ok; I'll send you a downlink.

by PopeMichael October 20, 2011

bar

The small "bar" of skin at the base of the head of an uncircumcised penis which joins the circumference of the foreskin with the main shaft of the organ. Under extreme circumstances, this bar can become "torn".

"Oh my god, I've torn my bar (during intercourse or other activities)"

by PopeMichael July 21, 2009

Pee Pee Worms

Slang for semen - based on a combination of innocent words. Refers to the sperm content of semen as "Worms", whilst inaccurately describing the semen itself using the phrase "Pee Pee".

My Pee Pee Worms were in her mouth.

by PopeMichael October 1, 2009

Blocked

Referring to a state of pregnancy. To be blocked, to become blocked, to get blocked.

"She's blocked", "I'm blocked".

by PopeMichael July 21, 2009

Blue Meat

Primarily referring to human females. When breast tissue displays an above average level of blue (deoxygenated) veins, it can be referred to as "Blue Meat". The area around the breasts generally retains its normal skin tone.

"I was with a very hot MILF last night; there was a lot of Blue Meat".

by PopeMichael March 1, 2010

Kinder Surprise

An unexpected pregnancy. Derived from the German toy "Kinder Surprise", which literally translates to "Surprise Children".

"I'm pregnant again!", said the girl

"OMFG, another Kinder Surprise", said the boy.

by PopeMichael March 1, 2010