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Persons who greet each other with the word "Story" (an abbreviation of the greeting "What's the Story?"). "Stories" traditionally wear tracksuits and are slightly undesirable.
by PopeMichael July 21, 2009
Get the Stories mug.To be Confidentish is to be confident, but with the added insurance of a small measure of doubt. Confidentishness can help save face when fateful errors of prediction occur.
by PopeMichael March 26, 2010
Get the Confidentish mug.An unexpected pregnancy. Derived from the German toy "Kinder Surprise", which literally translates to "Surprise Children".
by PopeMichael March 1, 2010
Get the Kinder Surprise mug.I hurt my ramp.
by PopeMichael January 13, 2009
Get the Ramp mug.An escalation of a state of Domestic Violence, whereby the "open hand" of a slap is exchanged for the "closed hand" of a fist.
"So what happened?"
"She went crazy and slapped me!"
"Oh man, that's terrible!"
"And the look in her eye; Dude, I thought she was gonna Close The Hand..."
"She went crazy and slapped me!"
"Oh man, that's terrible!"
"And the look in her eye; Dude, I thought she was gonna Close The Hand..."
by PopeMichael May 11, 2011
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by PopeMichael July 21, 2009
Get the Blocked mug.Primarily referring to human females. When breast tissue displays an above average level of blue (deoxygenated) veins, it can be referred to as "Blue Meat". The area around the breasts generally retains its normal skin tone.
by PopeMichael March 1, 2010
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