Texas peach pussy

When the virgin girls pussy is so tight you have to use BBQ sauce instead of lube

As shit I fucked a Texas peach pussy

by Poop Inspector June 06, 2018

Mountain Grass

Hair on the tip of your dick

It's hard to shave mountain grass

by Poop Inspector June 06, 2018

Bloody Baboon

When you shave your dick with a weed wacker and do a really bad job

Aw shit I just got a bloody Baboon

by Poop Inspector June 06, 2018

New Jersey patty fold

When you fuck a new jersey faggot so much and so hard that you can fold and tie his ass skin

Ryan Boller has a new jersey patty fold

by Poop Inspector June 06, 2018

Oklahoma Velcro

When you take a shit and forget to wipe so the shit dries and sticks all of your ass hair together

Ah shit I have Oklahoma Velcro

by Poop Inspector October 17, 2018

Penile boxing

When 2-5 men put a small boxing glove on yo sausage, grab a hold of it and wack each other with it

Me and Justin beiber played penile boxing

by Poop Inspector May 22, 2018

Bing Flinger

When you flick your nuts when beating your dick, then your nut breaks off and falls to the floor.

I have a Bing flinger

by Poop Inspector October 17, 2018