Definitions by Poop Inspector

Sponge faggot 

When a guy gets fucked in the ass so hard by another gut he has to stick a sponge up his ass to soak up the blood

After I fuck I'm a sponge faggot

Sponge faggot by Poop Inspector June 6, 2018

Billy Bobber

When you stick your dick in a mushy substance so hot, that it gives you burn bubbles on your dick

Oh shit I've gotten a Billy Bobber

Billy Bobber by Poop Inspector June 6, 2018

Bloody Baboon 

When you shave your dick with a weed wacker and do a really bad job

Aw shit I just got a bloody Baboon

Bloody Baboon by Poop Inspector June 6, 2018

Improvised Halloween mask 

When you pull your hairy balls over your face and start yelling like a monkey

I waited last minute for my costume now I need an improvised Halloween mask

Improvised Halloween mask by Poop Inspector June 6, 2018

Texas peach pussy 

When the virgin girls pussy is so tight you have to use BBQ sauce instead of lube

As shit I fucked a Texas peach pussy

Texas peach pussy by Poop Inspector June 6, 2018

New Jersey patty fold 

When you fuck a new jersey faggot so much and so hard that you can fold and tie his ass skin

Ryan Boller has a new jersey patty fold

New Jersey patty fold by Poop Inspector June 6, 2018

California Titty Juice 

When your grandma puts her tits in the back part of a treadmill and it squeezes solid chunks of milk

My granny made some california titty juice for breakfast

California Titty Juice by Poop Inspector June 6, 2018