California Titty Juice

When your grandma puts her tits in the back part of a treadmill and it squeezes solid chunks of milk

My granny made some california titty juice for breakfast

by Poop Inspector May 17, 2018

Bloody Baboon

When you shave your dick with a weed wacker and do a really bad job

Aw shit I just got a bloody Baboon

by Poop Inspector May 15, 2018

Penile boxing

When 2-5 men put a small boxing glove on yo sausage, grab a hold of it and wack each other with it

Me and Justin beiber played penile boxing

by Poop Inspector April 05, 2018

Redildoalbradifacation

When doctors remove dildos from your ass after it gets stuck

Tomorrow I have to get Redildoalbradifacation surgery

by Poop Inspector February 21, 2018

Bing Flinger

When you flick your nuts when beating your dick, then your nut breaks off and falls to the floor.

I have a Bing flinger

by Poop Inspector October 17, 2018

Texas peach pussy

When the virgin girls pussy is so tight you have to use BBQ sauce instead of lube

As shit I fucked a Texas peach pussy

by Poop Inspector May 15, 2018

Vigina side salad dressing

When you pour Italian dressing in a pussy then you fuck it till it bleeds

You know the sex is good when you make vigina side salad dressing

by Poop Inspector May 17, 2018