Honest baby, I won't come in your mouth

The number one lie that every guy has said.

Of course I respect you and will love you in the morning. So come on, honest baby, I won't come in your mouth.

by Pompatus of Love September 04, 2016

No muff too tough

A belief that any and all pussy should be eaten. The exact number of such practitioners is not known...and probably never will be, as few will publicly confess to such lack of standards.

That hoe has been fucked by thousands...yet he ate her gleefully, proving that there is no muff too tough!

by Pompatus of Love September 04, 2016

Growing Wood

The process of getting a hard-on.

I admit I only had a twig in my pants...but once I saw her 44 double D's, I started growing wood!

by Pompatus of Love September 04, 2016

Bareback Rider

A guy who refuses to wear a condom.

Man, I told that bitch, "I don't wear no glove; never worn a party hat. I'm a bareback rider from way back...always will be"!!!

by Pompatus of Love September 04, 2016

Dream Lover

The ultimate fuck! Popularized after Bobby Darin's song of the same name.

Dream Lover, where are you? I wanna fuck you, oh so true! Because I want a girl, oh so true...I wanna Dream Lover, so I can always fuck you!

by Pompatus of Love September 05, 2016

Give me head till I'm dead

The self explanatory phrase uttered by all males, regardless of orientation.

Come on baby, you know what Daddy likes...give me head till I'm dead!

by Pompatus of Love September 04, 2016

Pulling my Pud

To jerk off.

She wouldn't help, so I went home pulling my Pud as I wept.

by Pompatus of Love September 04, 2016