Pompatus of Love's definitions

Letting her walk the dog

Allowing your girlfriend do whatever she wants with your dick.

My dick always comes home happy...so I'm going to continue letting her walk the dog.

by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016

Matching curtains and carpet

When the color of the hair on the head is the same color as the pubes.

Look at that broad's blue hair. There's no fucking way she has matching curtains and carpet.

by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016

Queer Eye

A compliment given to a straight guy when he shows good taste in clothes or home decor.

Of course I was surprised when David dressed in something other than jeans and made his bed knowing my parents were coming over. Thank God he has a queer eye when he has to.

by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016

Blowing his Horn

The act of sucking your own dick.

No date, no problem. His every Saturday night was taken by staying home and blowing his horn.

by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016

Caboose

The last guy to fuck a chick who pulled a train.

We drew straws. I lost. It was a sloppy ride for the caboose!

by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016

Rim Job

Licking someone's ass crack.

Before buttfucking, I 'm at least enough of a gentleman to first give a rim job.

by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016

Smoked a Clinton

Smoked a cigar after it was soaked inside a pussy.

I prefer Cohibas, but I've smoked a Clinton.

by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016