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Definitions by Pompatus of Love

Queer Eye 

A compliment given to a straight guy when he shows good taste in clothes or home decor.
Of course I was surprised when David dressed in something other than jeans and made his bed knowing my parents were coming over. Thank God he has a queer eye when he has to.
Queer Eye by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016
A name reserved only for your best male friend with no sex involved. You guys have Budship.
Of course I'm depressed Debbie wouldn't see me. Thanks for coming over and cheering me up Budship!
Budship by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016

Honest baby, I won't come in your mouth 

The number one lie that every guy has said.
Of course I respect you and will love you in the morning. So come on, honest baby, I won't come in your mouth.

No muff too tough 

A belief that any and all pussy should be eaten. The exact number of such practitioners is not known...and probably never will be, as few will publicly confess to such lack of standards.
That hoe has been fucked by thousands...yet he ate her gleefully, proving that there is no muff too tough!

Crank up the old Evinrude 

The process of trying to get and old, tired dick ready for battle. A rallying cry for boaters.
It had been so long since I ducked, but with a willing spirit, I attempted to crank up the old Evinrude.

Pulling my Pud 

She wouldn't help, so I went home pulling my Pud as I wept.
Pulling my Pud by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016
The last guy to fuck a chick who pulled a train.
We drew straws. I lost. It was a sloppy ride for the caboose!
Caboose by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016