Definitions by Pompatus of Love

Honest baby, I won't come in your mouth 

The number one lie that every guy has said.

Of course I respect you and will love you in the morning. So come on, honest baby, I won't come in your mouth.

Honest baby, I won't come in your mouth by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016

Blowing his Horn

The act of sucking your own dick.

No date, no problem. His every Saturday night was taken by staying home and blowing his horn.

Blowing his Horn by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016

Buff and Polish

The action required to look your very best.

It was our first date and I wanted to impress. I took extra time to buff and polish.

Buff and Polish by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016

Crank up the old Evinrude 

The process of trying to get and old, tired dick ready for battle. A rallying cry for boaters.

It had been so long since I ducked, but with a willing spirit, I attempted to crank up the old Evinrude.

Crank up the old Evinrude by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016

No muff too tough 

A belief that any and all pussy should be eaten. The exact number of such practitioners is not known...and probably never will be, as few will publicly confess to such lack of standards.

That hoe has been fucked by thousands...yet he ate her gleefully, proving that there is no muff too tough!

No muff too tough by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016

Pulling my Pud 

To jerk off.

She wouldn't help, so I went home pulling my Pud as I wept.

Pulling my Pud by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016

Caboose 

The last guy to fuck a chick who pulled a train.

We drew straws. I lost. It was a sloppy ride for the caboose!

Caboose by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016