Crank up the old Evinrude

The process of trying to get and old, tired dick ready for battle. A rallying cry for boaters.

It had been so long since I ducked, but with a willing spirit, I attempted to crank up the old Evinrude.

by Pompatus of Love September 04, 2016

Closing time pretty

An acceptable looking girl to take home at 2:00 a.m., that you never would have left with any earlier.

The night was turning into a bust. I didn't want to go home and jerk off alone. So what if I went with her...she was closing time pretty.

by Pompatus of Love September 04, 2016

Fishing off the pier

Trying to score with someone you work with.

Man, I knew that HR might fire my ass for fishing off the pier, but her ass is so fine, I've just got to make it mine!

by Pompatus of Love September 04, 2016

Give me head till I'm dead

The self explanatory phrase uttered by all males, regardless of orientation.

Come on baby, you know what Daddy likes...give me head till I'm dead!

by Pompatus of Love September 04, 2016

Queendom

A vagina.

She's so fine, I dream of one day entering the Queendom.

by Pompatus of Love September 04, 2016

Caught a wave

Finally getting the go-ahead to have sex. As in surfing, it usually takes repeated attempts.

Having waited a month and spent all my money, I finally caught a wave.

by Pompatus of Love September 04, 2016

Pulling my Pud

To jerk off.

She wouldn't help, so I went home pulling my Pud as I wept.

by Pompatus of Love September 04, 2016