30 definitions by Pompatus of Love

A compliment given to a straight guy when he shows good taste in clothes or home decor.

Of course I was surprised when David dressed in something other than jeans and made his bed knowing my parents were coming over. Thank God he has a queer eye when he has to.

by Pompatus of Love September 04, 2016

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Growing Wood

The process of getting a hard-on.

I admit I only had a twig in my pants...but once I saw her 44 double D's, I started growing wood!

by Pompatus of Love September 04, 2016

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Give me head till I'm dead

The self explanatory phrase uttered by all males, regardless of orientation.

Come on baby, you know what Daddy likes...give me head till I'm dead!

by Pompatus of Love September 04, 2016

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Cutting the rug

Trimming pubic hairs.

I hoped he'd be going down on me, so I took plenty of time cutting the rug.

by Pompatus of Love September 04, 2016

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Entering the Queendom

Initial insertion of a penis into a vagina.

After five dates, I was so happy to finally be entering the Queendom!

by Pompatus of Love September 04, 2016

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Dream Lover

The ultimate fuck! Popularized after Bobby Darin's song of the same name.

Dream Lover, where are you? I wanna fuck you, oh so true! Because I want a girl, oh so true...I wanna Dream Lover, so I can always fuck you!

by Pompatus of Love September 05, 2016

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Fishing off the pier

Trying to score with someone you work with.

Man, I knew that HR might fire my ass for fishing off the pier, but her ass is so fine, I've just got to make it mine!

by Pompatus of Love September 04, 2016

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