Definitions by Poll Hereford

hat driving 

What farmers in a utility do- no indicators, 25 mph, middle of the road.

Pa Wright gave a display of some of the finest hat driving south of the equator.

hat driving by Poll Hereford November 2, 2009

hair masons 

Hair dressers who specialise in achieving wind-tunnel proof standards

Magda's 'do was a masterpiece of the hair masons of Budapest's art. The shape of a belgian chocolate, it could withstand the blast of a jet engine with no movement.

hair masons by Poll Hereford November 2, 2009

twenty pounds of crack 

What the larger ladies have inside their underwear.

Rosie O'Donnell was busted at the airport with twenty pounds of crack in her pants.

twenty pounds of crack by Poll Hereford November 2, 2009

twenty pounds of crack 

What the larger ladies have inside their underwear.

Rosie O'Donnell was busted at the airport with twenty pounds of crack in her pants.

twenty pounds of crack by Poll Hereford November 2, 2009

monkey looking out of a bear's arsehole 

An ugly woman with long frizzy hair

Winsome was the spitting image of a monkey looking out of a bear's arsehole.

monkey looking out of a bear's arsehole by Poll Hereford November 2, 2009

fart a banana 

A grace note to the exclamation shit a brick

Shit a brick and fart a banana

fart a banana by Poll Hereford October 29, 2009

dooverlacky 

A small item you need urgently that you can't remember the name of

Hey, hand me that dooverlacky so I can stop this glue going everywhere.

dooverlacky by Poll Hereford October 20, 2009