hair masons

Hair dressers who specialise in achieving wind-tunnel proof standards

Magda's 'do was a masterpiece of the hair masons of Budapest's art. The shape of a belgian chocolate, it could withstand the blast of a jet engine with no movement.

by Poll Hereford November 02, 2009

twenty pounds of crack

What the larger ladies have inside their underwear.

Rosie O'Donnell was busted at the airport with twenty pounds of crack in her pants.

by Poll Hereford November 02, 2009

arsegrass

The basic clothing of the New Guinea Highlands, being two large hanks of grass stuck into a belt, one fore, one aft.

The Mt Hagen Sing Sing moves on the rustle of arsegrass.

by Poll Hereford November 02, 2009

wouldn't know if they had a bus up them

Complete cluelessness and lack of awareness of one's surroundings.

Those idiots wouldn't know if they had a bus up them

by Poll Hereford November 03, 2009

hat driving

What farmers in a utility do- no indicators, 25 mph, middle of the road.

Pa Wright gave a display of some of the finest hat driving south of the equator.

by Poll Hereford November 02, 2009

dooverlacky

A small item you need urgently that you can't remember the name of

Hey, hand me that dooverlacky so I can stop this glue going everywhere.

by Poll Hereford October 20, 2009

date scrape

When a dog need to scratch its bum so badly it walks with its front legs only, dragging its arseclean your hole on the ground

Lucky did a date scrape down the grassy slope, looking like she was in a yoga class.

by Poll Hereford January 19, 2010