Definitions by PoOpa FoOker

Chat PMT 

When you ask questions to a female who is suffering from PMT (premenstrual tension).

Fuck me, my Mrs lost her shit the other day when I asked her "whats for dinner" she's got a bad case of Chat PMT.

Chat PMT by PoOpa FoOker March 15, 2023

Chat PMT 

Unlike Chat GPT, this one gets angry once a month.

Ryan "what's for tea love”
Chat PMT "if you ask me that one more time, I'll chin you"

Fuck me the Mrs lost her shit today when I asked her the time, she must have a case of Chat PMT

Chat PMT by PoOpa FoOker March 15, 2023

Fleshlight Orgy 

When you gather 5 or more Fleshlights together and have masturbate with them all in one session!

While Shaun's wife was away, he rounded up a bunch of fleshlights and got busy in the living room. He had so many he fingered, licked and fucked until the tank was dry and he could GlurbleFluckering no more!

It was a successful Fleshlight Orgy

Fleshlight Orgy by PoOpa FoOker February 13, 2021

poo train 

Similar to Drop the kids off at the pool,pinch a loaf,lay cable explaining you are ready to poop

Ohhh Dude I think the poo train is at the station, I better go and let the passengers off.

poo train by PoOpa FoOker May 3, 2017

Scatchat 

Snapchating Pictures of Poo

Dude I have just Scatchatted your sister with a huge Poopaduke. I hope she adds that one to the scatalog.

Scatchat by PoOpa FoOker January 7, 2017

romantic wank 

A wank with some romance

Shaun liked nothing better than a Romantic Wank after a long day at the office. Put on some Barry White run a hot bath light some candles and charm the snake while getting freaky like Grace Jones until bed time.

romantic wank by PoOpa FoOker March 23, 2016

Magic Jelly Bean 

The female clitoris,

Jenny always reached orgasm every time the Magic Jelly Bean got involved in the action.

Magic Jelly Bean by PoOpa FoOker November 7, 2015