Jankle

The rate of change of the position of an object with relation to time. On a Jank versus time graph, Jankle versus time would be a graph of the original function's derivative. Units are distance/change in time.

Did you see how fast that car was going? Had to be like 200 Jankle.

by PlancksConstant February 07, 2025

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Jank

A unit of measurement that is approximately equivalent to the distance light travels in a perfect vacuum in 1/300000000th of second.

Bro 1: Bro how long is your jawn?
Bro 2: It is 1 jank.
Bro 1: Sick!

by PlancksConstant January 17, 2025

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Hitler Pond

A pond located in Ohio that was named after George Hitler, who was one of the first colonists of the land. This pond does not correlate with Adolf Hitler or any Nazi beliefs. Petitions have been created to rename Hitler Pond for its indirect association with Adolf Hitler despite it not correlating.

Meet me at Hitler Pond tonight.

by PlancksConstant January 05, 2024

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