by Pize October 13, 2004
The Holy Grail. When, through speech, bodily movements, or other indescribable means, one is so vividly amazing as to make married women lust after him, and induces a bow from Jesus himself.
Also commonly associated with a bird-like squak which doubles as a magnet of coolness.
Also commonly associated with a bird-like squak which doubles as a magnet of coolness.
{After someone not-in-the-know inquires as to what all the commotion is over, and why all the girls are trying to hook-up with Pize, and why the universe's levels of coolness suddenly rose} "Okay, dude, where have you been? Did you not just see him Pize Out?"
by Pize October 15, 2004
The Holy Grail. When, through speech, bodily movements, or other indescribable means, one is so vividly amazing as to make married women lust after him, and induces a bow from Jesus himself.
{After someone not-in-the-know inquires as to what all the commotion is over, and why all the birds are trying to hook-up with Pize} "Okay, dude, where have you been? Did you not just see him Pize Out?"
by Pize October 13, 2004
The very covert act of replacing numbers with words. Can be very broadly applied, ranging from single-digit characters to very large integers. Originated from WWI American to British secret transmissions. VERY effective if there is a third party who is not in-the-know.
McGinty-Won : Twenty-One
Dixie Chicks : Sixty-Six
Penis Hunger I Implore : Three-Hundred and Four
Etcetera.
Dixie Chicks : Sixty-Six
Penis Hunger I Implore : Three-Hundred and Four
Etcetera.
by Pize October 20, 2004
Extremely volatile word stemming from the demented regions of Raag's mind. Used in the most heated of arguments, or also when one climaxes and aims to completely freak out his partner. (Note: This word has proven ineffective in courting a bird)
by Pize October 13, 2004
The atrocious act of buying a Citrus Gatorade from a convenience store, most notably Allsups, and proceeding to chug the Gatorade. Subsequently, one fills the emptied bottle up with his urine. This may take multiple urinations, depending on the size of the container. One is encouraged to drink a lot of soda and generally unhealthy products to produce a highlighter yellow color of piss. Once filled with this 'high-lighter' pee, screw the lid back on, walk into the same store (with bottle in hand), go to the Gatorade area in the drinks section and act as if you are deciding on which color to buy. Slyly place the pee bottle on the rack and walk out. Eventually, someone will buy it, and potentially drink your piss, which they in turn actually paid for.
Also, can be applicable to the act of peeing in your mother's iced-tea while she is in the bathroom, and then keeping a straight face when you watch her quench her thirst with your excrement.
Also, can be applicable to the act of peeing in your mother's iced-tea while she is in the bathroom, and then keeping a straight face when you watch her quench her thirst with your excrement.
{While sitting outside the store, watching to see if anyone buys the bottle} "Dude! Dude! This chick just took a swig of Pize-Ade!!!"
by Pize October 19, 2004
A Green 1999 Pontiac Grand-am Sedan with a tint, and without a spoiler, that is owned by someone other than Pize. This is especially true if the owner is a fat jige that spends more money at the Wilbarger self car wash than he does on his family.
{Headed to Pize's Pad while driving down Wilbarger St.} "Goddamnit Son of A Bitch! There's Hater-Damnation AGAIN! Dude's got a life"
by Pize October 13, 2004