Definitions by Pixie
Taio
The best possible friend in the world. She makes you laugh when you're feeling down. She is great at baking and doing hair. She never tidies her room. She is sweet and kind and very pretty. She loves animals, especially horses, and she is gentle and loving. She is also fun and playful and has a great sense of humour.
pubbage
a useful invitation when you don't know your prospective date very well, ie what their nearest or most favoured pub is. also a useful invitation to friends when you don't care where you drink or who will be there but after the day you've had you bloody well need a bender.