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The best possible friend in the world. She makes you laugh when you're feeling down. She is great at baking and doing hair. She never tidies her room. She is sweet and kind and very pretty. She loves animals, especially horses, and she is gentle and loving. She is also fun and playful and has a great sense of humour.

"She's such a taio"

Taio by Pixie May 27, 2014

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Taio Cruz

Jacob Taio Cruz is a songwriter, producer, and electropop performing artist... and all around soundsmith. He is best known for his songs Break Your Heart, Dynamite, Dirty Picture, and Higher. He Is also the producer for artists such as Kesha, & Cheryl Cole

Jon: Who the F*** is taio cruz?

Me: The dude that sings those awesome songs Break Your Heart and Dynamite!!!

Jon: Oh Wow! I F***ing Love that dude

Taio Cruz by HytMayKya November 22, 2010

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Taio Cruz

A singer that was literally left in the year 2010.

Hey dude, you remember Taio Cruz, right?

Gen Z: Who?

Taio Cruz by Wisconsin dude July 22, 2021

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Taio Cruised

having your heart broken or having broken someone's heart. can be used in the possessive "ing"

you wanna break up? your Taio Cruising me!

my ex-girlfriend Taio Cruised me a couple days ago

Taio Cruised by coolioroboto November 1, 2010

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Taioing It

"Taioing it", it is the action within a text conversion where a individual takes large amounts of time to reply for no particular reason. Also it is required that this event is a constant throughout said text conversion or else it is not "Taioing it. Its a popular term from a cut "Seinfeld" episode but was surrounded around the answering machine. It has lately been becoming a more popular term. The episode was about a woman named Taio who did this to Jerry constantly, the episode was named "The Machine". It has been modified to fit a common tendency some people have during text converses.

Its been two hours bob, please stop taioing it.

Taioing It by SMit July 24, 2014

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taiomi

Has a resting bitch face and amazing eyebrows. No joke, she will silently judge you with her eyebrows and the fact that she is relevant. Nickname is Tee.

Person: you are too open minded to judge people. You will never be a Taiomi.

taiomi by esztertm March 18, 2017

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taiona

Groovy/Wild

1: That girl blacks out weekly and has no regard for her liver

2: what a Taiona

taiona by James dean breakfast sausages December 27, 2016

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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