Flatulentist

Some one that can make music with their musical sphincter, via their flatulent emissions

Jackie could fart along to the national anthem, her talent and flatulentist skills were much in demand at many a party. Though some of the tunes made many attendees gag and her musical arse to be kept away from naked flames.

by Pitman Poet November 12, 2020

Thunderbird

A woman that as overdone the fillers and botox and now looks like a Thunderbird puppet

See her over there, she's a Thunderbird puppet trapped in a woman's body

by Pitman Poet November 20, 2021

Grey Sleeve

A much older pink sleeve, or vagina

I met an old chick on POF and her grey sleeve got me off, but I had to shut my eyes because she looked like my grandma

by Pitman Poet July 19, 2023

Phonomoaner

Phonomoaner, some one that complains via the phone

We’ve had another phonomoaner complaint about you, apparently they asked you for fillet o fish and you gave them a Big Mac and their fries were stone cold.

by Pitman Poet July 20, 2021

Hate Box

Any suggestion box that members of the public can post anonymously and vent their frustrations about a member of staff that they have decided they hate.

The management have given Tony a verbal warning after receiving a disparaging complaint about is unkempt appearance via the hate box.

by Pitman Poet July 20, 2021

Stocking Leg

A secret cache of money or valuables stored in a sock

My grandfather left me a stocking leg, the sock was full of fifty pound notes, but then he never did trust banks.

by Pitman Poet July 05, 2023

Bush Repair

Designer Vagina, Vaginoplasty, Labia Trim.

I hear Julie’s gone in for some emergency Bush Repair, apparently her Labia was hanging on her knees. The surgeon said it was a big job.

by Pitman Poet November 12, 2020