Definitions by Pistol Pete Maravich
Guinness World Record
Bob: Steve almost set a Guinness World Record last night at the pub.
Paul: For his really long fingernails?
Bob: No, he just drank shitloads of Guinness.
Paul: For his really long fingernails?
Bob: No, he just drank shitloads of Guinness.
Guinness World Record by Pistol Pete Maravich July 9, 2011
The Feces Touch
The Feces Touch by Pistol Pete Maravich February 20, 2011
Cyrii
Cyrii by Pistol Pete Maravich August 28, 2009
Awfsome
Awfsome by Pistol Pete Maravich February 13, 2009
Craigslexia
A disability that manifests primarily as a difficulty with basic grammar and spelling on the popular trading website Craigslist.
Craigslexia is characterized by problems learning how to decode words, to spell, and to write classifieds advertisements accurately and fluently.
Craigslexic individuals often have difficulty "breaking the code" of sound-letter association (the alphabetic principle), and they may also reverse or transpose letters when writing or confuse letters.
Craigslexia is a lifelong condition that cannot be reversed, but appropriate remedial instruction and compensatory strategies may help craigslexic individuals to go on and live a whole, fulfilling life buying and selling goods online.
Craigslexia is characterized by problems learning how to decode words, to spell, and to write classifieds advertisements accurately and fluently.
Craigslexic individuals often have difficulty "breaking the code" of sound-letter association (the alphabetic principle), and they may also reverse or transpose letters when writing or confuse letters.
Craigslexia is a lifelong condition that cannot be reversed, but appropriate remedial instruction and compensatory strategies may help craigslexic individuals to go on and live a whole, fulfilling life buying and selling goods online.
Seller: exelent cond Jeep Wranlger 4 sale!! To good to miss your gonna lov it
Buyer: Dear seller, Despite your obvious Craigslexia, your car sounds like a great buy. When can I take a look?
Buyer: Dear seller, Despite your obvious Craigslexia, your car sounds like a great buy. When can I take a look?
Craigslexia by Pistol Pete Maravich August 17, 2008
Nincontinence
"Hey why were you late to work this morning?"
"Ahh, my nincontinence was acting up again. I just kept wiiing and wiiing."
"Ahh, my nincontinence was acting up again. I just kept wiiing and wiiing."
Nincontinence by Pistol Pete Maravich February 16, 2008
Ferris Hilton
Cory Delaney, the Australian teen who threw a party when his parents were away, had 500 MySpace gate-crashers and the police arrive, and ended up with a $30,000 damage bill.
"Did you see that Aussie kid who threw that out-of-control party?"
Yeah, he's like a cross between Paris Hilton and Ferris Bueller."
"Ferris Hilton!"
Yeah, he's like a cross between Paris Hilton and Ferris Bueller."
"Ferris Hilton!"
Ferris Hilton by Pistol Pete Maravich January 17, 2008