Piranha's definitions

telegraph

A feeling of immense pleasure with a girl with indirect contact

OOh......we telegraphed on the phone yesterday..........felt sooo great!

by Piranha October 25, 2004

NCAA

A bunch of busybodies who have nothing better to do than slap sanctions on collegiate athletes and teams for minor things as accepting money, but yet loves to whore out the term "March Madness" to businesses whocan afford the licensing fee!

NCAA needs to get a life!

by Piranha March 25, 2005

ROC

Airport code for the most lamest city in the United States with a disproportionately violent crime rate: Rochester, N.Y.

Damn, since I have to fly into Rochester, I better wear a bulletproof vest to protect my back!

by Piranha September 30, 2006

San Fransicko

San Francisco, per Michael Savage

How is it that San Fransicko is still a part of the U.S.?

by Piranha January 5, 2007

evacuee

A politically correct term for everyone from the New Orleans region. "Evacuee" became a mainstream term after Jesse Jackson complained about the term being used by the media.

Jesse Jackson: "These people are not refugees, they are Americans!"
news anchor again: I'm bad, the "evacuees" are out here in force in the Houston area!

by Piranha August 15, 2006

Cockroach

Military recruiting euphemism for unsolicited recruiting targets, after their practice of lounging around at public places looking for younger people of a lesser education to hassle into joining the military.The implication is the recruiters think whoever they throw their enlistment spin at is poor and dumb enough to fall for it.

Army Recruiter 1: Look at those two cockroaches about 30 feet ahead, they look like Mc Job types.

Recruiter 2: Let's go see......

Army recruiter 1 (again)....... Have you thought about enlisting in the Army lately ???

by Piranha May 23, 2006

Portland

A lame, boring Seattle wannabe.

Portland only wishes it had anywhere near the amount of activities and attractions that Seattle has!

by Piranha March 10, 2006