Definitions by Pipistrello

beup 

1.) Additive exclamation to indicate sarcasm has occurred. (Pronounced bip, with a short "i", often dragged out with up down pitch to indicate the degree of sarcasm)
Used as a sarcasm alarm for those who are clueless when sarcasm is being used. Often accompanied by a hand being slowly raised during the execution of the beup as a visual aid to further help the clueless person identify the sarcasm.

2.) Used to indicate that someone has said something that is random or makes no sense.

1.)
You: Why are you carrying that wrench?
Me: My doctor told me that holding large metal hand tools has excellent anti-oxidant properties. (raising hand) Beup. (biiiiiiiiiiiiip)

2.)
Student taking calculus test: (looking at test, raises hand)
Teacher: Yes?
Student taking calculus test: (still looking at test) Have you ever seen Gilligan's Island on TV?
Teacher: Beup. (biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip)

beup by Pipistrello January 5, 2006

traif 

Noun
Traditionally, anything that is considered vile and non-kosher in the hebrew faith.
Contemporarily, something dirty and nasty you don't want around, much less want to consume or touch.

Traditional: Pork is traif and will not be served in this house!
Contemporary: Don't kiss her! That traif has been sucking homeless' c*ck!

traif by Pipistrello December 27, 2005

trognon 

Noun
a useless, leftover piece of something that is usually thrown away or discarded. Something no one has a use for.

After being adopted by a loving family, the child felt less like the trognon his former foster family often called him.

trognon by Pipistrello December 27, 2005

wet fart in a wedding gown 

Anything that is vehemently unwanted or unwelcome. Something to be avoided at all cost.

At an AA meeting, an open bar is as welcome as a wet fart in a wedding gown.

wet fart in a wedding gown by Pipistrello December 26, 2005