PineappleJuice's definitions

Fuckwits

People who think they're smart, when in reality they have very little knowledge of broad subjects and the way the world actually operates.

Stop being fuckwits and pull your head out of you arses.

by PineappleJuice March 29, 2015

Bible Humpers

People who take the bible so literally that they are evil. These people tend to thing they are good people, when in fact they are not. They usually go to church every Sunday, pray before every mean, follow the most ridiculous traditions and have a horrible ego. Most of the time these fuckwits are homophobic, racist, closed-minded and judge mental towards everyone who doesn't partake in the tradition of bible humping.

I've met some real bible humpers before and believe you me, I can assure you that I am not one of these people.

by PineappleJuice March 5, 2015

Nectar of the Gods

Kombucha with chia seeds.

You guys should try synergy kombucha with chia, it's bomb dig. It's the nectar of the gods.

by PineappleJuice March 12, 2015

Squalene

Vaginal lubricant. An organic compound that is also found in sharks.

Her pussy drips with squalene.

by PineappleJuice March 5, 2015

misophonia

For people with a condition that some scientists call misophonia, mealtime can be torture. The sounds of other people eating — chewing, chomping, slurping, gurgling — can send them into an instantaneous, blood-boiling rage.

Misophonia, literally "hatred of sound", is a rarely diagnosed neuropsychiatric disorder in which negative emotions (anger, flight, hatred, disgust) are triggered by specific sounds.1 The sounds can be loud or soft.2 The term was coined by American neuroscientists Pawel Jastreboff and Margaret Jastreboff and is sometimes referred to as selective sound sensitivity syndrome.4

by PineappleJuice March 19, 2015

Death

Always an option

Death; it's not like it's hard.

by PineappleJuice May 1, 2015

Fuckboy

A person male or female who sleeps around, cheats when they have a significant other. Lies constantly. Manipulates people to receive temporary happiness and satisfaction.

That fuckboy will likely never be truly happy because he can't foresee the consequence of his actions past the next twenty four to fourth eight hours.

by PineappleJuice March 7, 2015