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Definitions by PineappleJuice

That don't make no sense. 

Phrase used by highly intelligent people when being condescending and sarcastic. It's typically used when the person you're communicating with isn't making sense.
Dude, wtf did you just say? That don't make no sense.
1. An invitation to immediately be detained by law enforcement.
2. A term that also means a reasoning factor.
Why do i have a funny feeling about a warrant?
Does someone we know have a warrant?
What warrants the feeling of secrecy and lies in every aspect of ones life?
warrant by PineappleJuice March 5, 2015
Pertaining to a specific personality that is self absorbed, as well as self righteous. Fuckwits SOMETIMES have good personality traits, but are earmarked by personallity flaws such as(but not limited to):
ego issues
honesty issues
self worth issues
fake happiness issues
temporary happiness issues
illicit drug issues
legal issues
domestic issues
failure issues
abandonment issues
inflated ego issues
That fuckwit doesn't even know who he even is or what's best for him because he has such little faith in himself, rightfully so because of his issues.
That fuckwit needs guidance and help.
That fuckwit doesn't understand the quality of which life can be because her issues.
That fuckwit could use some guidance and love.
That fuckwit had better straighten up before he fucks his life up even more.
That fuckwit needs to find someone who truly makes him happy and want to not be fuckwit.
That fuckwit has potential that he flashes down the toilet everyday because of his 'woe is me' attitude.
That fuckwit is not a horrible person, just very lost.
Fuckwits can change, if they give up there fuckwit ways.
Fuckwits are usually good people with a bad past who need extra TLC to get out of the fuckwit life style.
I don't care if that fuckwit wants to be with me or not, the fuckwit needs someone who is willing to make them not be a fuckwit.
Remember fuckwits, you have to love yourself before you can love anybody else.
Hey fuckwit, treat yourself with some respect.
Hey fuckwit, you only deserve the respect that you give.
fuckwit by PineappleJuice March 5, 2015
To obtain the condition of being swassy one typically exercise, sits in a sauna, lays in the sun, or has wild sex all day and night.
swassy by PineappleJuice March 5, 2015

walking trots 

The act of walking and farting at the same time.
The horses always have the walking trots and so does you grandpa.
Acronym standing for get the fuck over yourself.
Seriously , GTFOY.
GTFOY by PineappleJuice March 5, 2015
A strong emotion that comes over one after realizing that they have really fucked up.
Regret is never fun.
Regret is an unsettling feeling.
I hope you don't regret your choices.
Regret is never fun.
Regret is not an easy thing to get over.
regret by PineappleJuice March 5, 2015