Something you should never, ever do. Seriously. Never.

Also the punch line in the first verse of the song 'Why mommy left us' By Steven Lynch.
There was once this guy, who I can't name, who is probably in prison this very second for doing exactly that.

"Daddy likes porno and 10 dollar whores. And daddy gets wasted and robs licker stores. And daddy likes rubbing against little boys on the bus. I think that's why mommy left us."
by Pimp-Master J May 17, 2006
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Spunk Muffin

1: When a woman asks you to cum on a muffin for her to then eat the muffin, the cum (spunk) acting as a sort of icing to increase the taste.

2: You can call your girlfriend Spunk Muffin as a pet name if you do this with her.
1: I came on the double chocolate chip muffin instead of her face and she then proceeded to eat the spunk muffin whole.

2: Hey there my little spunk muffin, how was your day?
by Pimp-Master J May 13, 2006
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Features

Another word for cunt. Can be used on it's own or along with cunt.
Jim shit the fuck up you features.

Nobody likes that kid Paul, he's such a cunt-features.
by Pimp-Master J May 15, 2006
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arse

A great all purpose word that can be used in many ways for many things.
A place you can hide things in girls. Chris is always trying to find things to stick up his fiance's arse.
by Pimp-Master J January 02, 2007
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Reverse Blumpty

A multi pleasure activity where a man recieves a rim-job while taking a piss.
1: Man, I was just taking a piss when this girl stuck her tongue up my arse.
2: Was it good?
1: It was damn good.
2: Reverse blumpty man, that's what I'm talking about.
by Pimp-Master J August 30, 2008
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Top Gun

1. A manly man film, where manly man men do manly man things with each other. Staring Tom Cruise and Val Kilmer being...well, gay. This film was made in the 80's and is about fighter pilots fighting in war. A very manly thing to do but, a little too manly as it has huge overtones of homosexuality that have been spoken about since the films release. Tarantino has made reference to these overtones before and, as such has popularised the theory a bit more. This film also has one of the most sexy scenes in film history...if you are a fag, or a woman. Men in Speedos playing vollyball. Hmm, where did all these gay theorys come from...I wonder.

2. When two guys sit down and give each other a hand job. Their other hand may then be used to tickle the balls.
I wonder where this act got it's name from...Hmm?
This one time I saw a small child sucking off this old man in the park and then the man came all over the little boys face who licked it all off and swallowed it, and that was the gayest thing I ever saw until I watched Top Gun.
by Pimp-Master J June 11, 2006
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Something that the world is full of. Every time you look around, you're bound to see one; Your teacher, your boss, class mates, co-workers, people on the internet, friends, the guy walking behind you, you, the person standing infront of you in the que, people working the tills at shops, people walking their dogs.....
Everyone in the world but me, is a Stupid fucking prick-faced cunt features.
by Pimp-Master J August 23, 2006
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