by Pimp-Master J May 04, 2006
1: Man, I was just taking a piss when this girl stuck her tongue up my arse.
2: Was it good?
1: It was damn good.
2: Reverse blumpty man, that's what I'm talking about.
2: Was it good?
1: It was damn good.
2: Reverse blumpty man, that's what I'm talking about.
by Pimp-Master J April 24, 2006
The most gangsta Irish out there. Don't take no shit. Of Armada era Spanish descent and have brown or very dark hair compaired to the lighter colours like red found on the regular Irish.
That fine looking guy over there with the pimp-nigger swagger, dark hair and great jaw line. He wouldn't happen to be Black Irish would he?
by Pimp-Master J May 09, 2006
1: When the sitting apparatus (sometimes in a bus) get filthy and covered in splooge and the creamofsomeyoungguy as two people fuck like dirty little bitch felchers on them.
2: A pair of tits
2: A pair of tits
1: Man, I meat some mad bus cunt the other day and we fucked like dirty little bitch felchers and made mad dirty seats.
2: Nice, what did the girl look like?
1: It was your mum you sick little cunt-features.
2: Nice, what did the girl look like?
1: It was your mum you sick little cunt-features.
by Pimp-Master J May 12, 2006
Words you should always have close to your heart.
Remember, Having sex with a child may feel good, but you still shouldn't do it.
Remember, Having sex with a child may feel good, but you still shouldn't do it.
1: Hey there cute little baby. How are you today. I tell you what we'll do, I'll just stick that in there like that and then...
2: Oi! What the hell are you doing?!
1: What?
2: Man, don't rape the baby, what the hell is wrong with you?!
2: Oi! What the hell are you doing?!
1: What?
2: Man, don't rape the baby, what the hell is wrong with you?!
by Pimp-Master J May 01, 2006
1: When a woman asks you to cum on a muffin for her to then eat the muffin, the cum (spunk) acting as a sort of icing to increase the taste.
2: You can call your girlfriend Spunk Muffin as a pet name if you do this with her.
2: You can call your girlfriend Spunk Muffin as a pet name if you do this with her.
1: I came on the double chocolate chip muffin instead of her face and she then proceeded to eat the spunk muffin whole.
2: Hey there my little spunk muffin, how was your day?
2: Hey there my little spunk muffin, how was your day?
by Pimp-Master J May 02, 2006
A hard hitting rebel who plays by his own rules. A man of few words who don't take no crunk of nobody.
by Pimp-Master J May 04, 2006