Pikey mullet's definitions

leather

To engange in a fracas

"If you dont fuck off now ill leather you in front of your fucking missus!"

by Pikey mullet September 27, 2005

lager shuffle

Attempt at walking or dancing when very very drunk

"Look out here comes George Best, and hes doing the lager shuffle"

by Pikey mullet September 19, 2005

D.F.K.D.F.C.

Wrote on medical notes and stands for, Dont fucking know dont fucking care

"Nurse please Doctor Smith that i have seen his patient and im afraid its D.F.K.D.F.C."

by Pikey mullet September 19, 2005

kebab dressed as mutton

A very ropey looking woman in mid 50s wearing clothes her teenage grandaughter would think was a little "risque"

"Jesus! look at that old slapper, kebab dressed as mutton"

by Pikey mullet September 19, 2005

newcastle screwdriver

A heavy, usually 4 pound lump hammer

"Pass me the Newcastle screwdriver so i can smash a hole in the wall"

by Pikey mullet September 19, 2005

unpack

Euphamism for having a shit, can be used in front of vicars etc.

"Im just nipping upstairs to unpack"

by Pikey mullet September 28, 2005

shit boy

Young male fast food employee.

"Oy shit boy! i said i wanted a big mac not a quarter pounder"

by Pikey mullet September 22, 2005