Person 1: Happy Alentine's Ay!
Person 2: What the fuck is that?
Person 1: Valentine's Day, but you're not getting the V nor the D.
Person 2: Of course that's what it is!
Person 2: What the fuck is that?
Person 1: Valentine's Day, but you're not getting the V nor the D.
Person 2: Of course that's what it is!
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Despite what some think, a child is not something that everyone has to have and as a matter of fact, for some people, it would be a terrible idea to have one.
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No matter where you are, you do NOT want to be in the same area as Weegee, because if you are, you're fucked.
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by PhoenixGamer34 June 19, 2023

Person A: Why does my water taste funny?
Person B: Because what you're drinking is actually Jet Fuel.
Person B: Because what you're drinking is actually Jet Fuel.
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