Took a Corrupt Politician

When you take a big dump, be political to a certain degree after doing it, but refrain from using some certain names.

Rico took a Corrupt Politician after eating something from Taco Bell.

by PhoenixGamer34 April 27, 2021

Online Dating

What a bunch of desperate losers, mostly likely teenagers do on online games because they will never have a date in real life or at least not anytime soon.

Person 1: What do you think about Online Dating?
Person 2: It's absolutely pathetic and you have to be desperate if you do so.
Person 1: I agree 100%, no way would someone even think about doing without being desperate.
Person 2: Exactly, because games are made to have fun.

by PhoenixGamer34 May 11, 2021

Molly the duck

She is one of the two normal duck villagers in Animal Crossing and she is considered by some, myself included to be the cutest villager in Animal Crossing, though she certainly has strong competition.

Molly the duck is so precious.

by PhoenixGamer34 December 23, 2022

Why is everything on here related to sex?

Because there's a bunch of stupid immature horny bastards on the Urban Dictionary.

Person 1: I'm going to go look up Pizza on the Urban Dictionary.
Person 2: That's weird, but if you really want to, that's fine, I guess.
Person 1: Apparently it's an orgy or a sex party.
Person 2: Why is everything on here related to sex?

by PhoenixGamer34 October 15, 2023

Drop the Soap

What not to do when you are taking a shower in Prison, because you will have to bend over to pick it up and if you're not quick enough, you will get anally raped by a fellow inmate.

Man, that guy is so dumb that he was voted among his classmates as most likely to drop the soap.

by PhoenixGamer34 January 15, 2021

Go fucking hang yourself

When some asshole is irritating you so much, you want him or her to kill himself or herself via hanging.

Asshole: Fuck you fucking piece of shit.
You: Go fucking hang yourself you goddamn asshole.

by PhoenixGamer34 December 07, 2023

Blast someone's brains out

When you shoot someone in the head, fracturing their skull, causing their disfigured brains to fly out of the skull of their dead bodies.

Fred wants to blast someone's brains out if someone called him gay again.

by PhoenixGamer34 April 08, 2022