skydiving

A suicide-like activity in which a person jumps out of a skyborne plane and releases a parachute in hopes that it will reduce his rate of descent below a bone-crushing threshold before he makes contact with the earth.

Skydiving?? What do you think, I'm fucking crazy??

by Phlagellum September 22, 2003

micturate

v. To pee, piss, urinate

Excuse me from your company for a moment, madam, I must micturate.

by Phlagellum September 23, 2003

weah

An expression of disappointment, sadness, or discontent. The counterpart of wordyay.

I've got to work tomorrow so I can't get hosed tonight. Weah.

by Phlagellum September 09, 2003

square

To be equaled out in terms of fiscal responsibility to another

Yo, here dat nickel I owe yaz, we square now.

by Phlagellum October 08, 2003

jibboo

v. To micturate

Momma, I gotta jibboo!

by Phlagellum June 13, 2003

college

A magical place where it is rumored that learning takes place, although to those who enter it is often described differently afterward, as a beatiful land in which beer flows in amber currents next to a golden pasture, where virgins lie naked with gentle smiles upon their calm, inviting faces; but more precisely, a Shangri-La rite of passage into adulthood which involves rampant consumption of alcoholic beverages, flagrant and promiscuous sexual behavior, and a general and fundamental disregard for any form of responsibility by its habitants.

Thank you sir, may I have another?

by Phlagellum September 23, 2003

Mandrake

The Group Captain from Her Majesty's Royal Air Force who participates in the officer exchange program with the Burpelson Air Force Base in the film Dr. Strangelove. He tries to get the persuade General Jack D. Ripper to recall or give him the recall codes for the bomb wing set to drop nuclear weapons inside Russian borders.

I'm what you might call a water man, Jacky old boy.

by Phlagellum October 24, 2003