Philly Hockey Player's definitions

Fear of low battery

FOLB - Always worrying that you don't have enough power left in your cell phone battery

I spend 1/2 my life talking on my phone and the other 1/2 with a fear of low battery

by Philly Hockey Player August 4, 2022

nose bra

A face mask worn to prevent the spread of disease

Because of the Covid-19 pandemic, everyone is wearing nose bras to prevent the spread of the disease

by Philly Hockey Player June 23, 2020

Repetiphasia

The tendency for your brain to totally blank out while doing repetitive actions or repeating the same word repetitively

As I was driving to work for the umteenth time, I suffered from repetiphasia and totally missed a turn. I had a repetiphasic break.

by Philly Hockey Player February 28, 2020

Dead Man's Dumpster Diving

DMDD - Dead Man's Dumpster Diving

My next neighbor died a few weeks ago, so workers are cleaning out his house, throwing a lot of good stuff into a dumpster in his driveway. I've been making numerous clandestine (so my wife doesn't know) Dead Man's Dumpster Diving visits to get some nice things out of the dumpster.

by Philly Hockey Player December 20, 2010

following fart

A fart that follows you no matter how hard you try to walk away from it.

As I was walking through the airport I ripped a big following fart. No matter how fast I walked, the smell stayed with me like the tail of a comet. I could not get away from it.

by Philly Hockey Player February 21, 2020

humbling tumbling

A massive shake up of your reality that makes you totally humble.

This coronavirus pandemic has brought everyone around the world to their knees. It has been a humbling tumbling.

by Philly Hockey Player March 22, 2020

Google trail

The series of websites that Google takes you to as you research a topic in Google

As I was researching my late father-in-law’s service in WWII on Google, I got sucked down a long Google trail

by Philly Hockey Player April 19, 2021