Johnsonectomy

Cutting off your penis

As the final step of transitioning to Danielle, Dan had a johnsonectomy.

by Philly Hockey Player April 11, 2025

zeka zone

The parts of the world in which the zeka virus is prevalent, which are the southern coast of the U.S., Caribbean, Central America, and South America

All of my older friends are moving south to the zeka zone. They'll escape the cold and snow, but may die young when they catch the virus.

by Philly Hockey Player May 13, 2016

humbling tumbling

A massive shake up of your reality that makes you totally humble.

This coronavirus pandemic has brought everyone around the world to their knees. It has been a humbling tumbling.

by Philly Hockey Player March 22, 2020

Repetiphasia

The tendency for your brain to totally blank out while doing repetitive actions or repeating the same word repetitively

As I was driving to work for the umteenth time, I suffered from repetiphasia and totally missed a turn. I had a repetiphasic break.

by Philly Hockey Player February 28, 2020

following fart

A fart that follows you no matter how hard you try to walk away from it.

As I was walking through the airport I ripped a big following fart. No matter how fast I walked, the smell stayed with me like the tail of a comet. I could not get away from it.

by Philly Hockey Player February 21, 2020

nose bra

A face mask worn to prevent the spread of disease

Because of the Covid-19 pandemic, everyone is wearing nose bras to prevent the spread of the disease

by Philly Hockey Player June 23, 2020

inkst

The feeling that old farts get when youngsters roll up their sleeves and reveal their tattoos.

I suffered some serious inkst when my son's new beautiful girlfriend rolled up her sleeves and I saw for the first time the tattoo of a snake on her forearm.

by Philly Hockey Player August 30, 2017