Definitions by Philly Hockey Player

Snowceries 

The stockpile of groceries bought before a forecasted snow storm

When they forecasted a big snowstorm, I went to the grocery store to stock up on snowceries. The store was packed with other people doing the same thing.

Snowceries by Philly Hockey Player February 29, 2020

Repetiphasia 

The tendency for your brain to totally blank out while doing repetitive actions or repeating the same word repetitively

As I was driving to work for the umteenth time, I suffered from repetiphasia and totally missed a turn. I had a repetiphasic break.

Repetiphasia by Philly Hockey Player February 28, 2020

following fart 

A fart that follows you no matter how hard you try to walk away from it.

As I was walking through the airport I ripped a big following fart. No matter how fast I walked, the smell stayed with me like the tail of a comet. I could not get away from it.

following fart by Philly Hockey Player February 21, 2020

inkst 

The feeling that old farts get when youngsters roll up their sleeves and reveal their tattoos.

I suffered some serious inkst when my son's new beautiful girlfriend rolled up her sleeves and I saw for the first time the tattoo of a snake on her forearm.

inkst by Philly Hockey Player August 30, 2017

zeka zone 

The parts of the world in which the zeka virus is prevalent, which are the southern coast of the U.S., Caribbean, Central America, and South America

All of my older friends are moving south to the zeka zone. They'll escape the cold and snow, but may die young when they catch the virus.

zeka zone by Philly Hockey Player May 13, 2016

Roof Candy 

Windsurfers, surfboards, kayaks, bicycles, all types of sports toys, loaded on the roof of the car

After loading all of my windsurfers and surfboards on the car to go on vacation, I had some serious roof candy. It caused many admiring stares from other drivers.

Roof Candy by Philly Hockey Player October 31, 2014

Neandering 

The tendency for men to resort to their primordial caveman tendencies when they are without women for an extended period of time.

Us guys went camping in the wild last week, and after a couple of days we were doing some serious neandering. Tom caught a 10" trout with his bare hands. Dick killed a squirrel by throwing a stone at it, and Harry started a fire by rubbing 2 sticks together.

Neandering by Philly Hockey Player June 19, 2014