DNF

DNF is the acronym for drinks and fucking. It is a common term used in the modern dating world to describe when a guy takes a girl out to grt drinks with the sole intention to fuck her until her hips heart from sexual intercourse. In many cases this type of dating tendencies lead to one night stands. And sometimes a little nut in the puss.
Michael lives by the code of DNF with women some say Michael is player as fuck.
by PhillipD33zNutZ February 01, 2020
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parking garage guy

Legend has it that during the late 21st century that a guy scavenges parking garages at college campuses to deposit his cum in someone male or female. He makes his deposits orally, vaginally, and anally.
The parking garage guy at UTA usually deposits his cum before work with guys from grindr.
by PhillipD33zNutZ June 08, 2019
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mexican tequila sunrise

When you wake up naked with your best friends girlfriend or wife. One wakes up dehydrated, hung over, and the feeling of regret from having drunken sex with his best friends girl.
Zakaria woke up to nice mexican tequila sunrise. He had to get laid.
by PhillipD33zNutZ June 06, 2018
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cum ball machine

Like a gum ball machine except with cum. Can be found in many gay community restaurants, bars, and establishments.
Tony went to the cum ball machine to get a gum flavored cum ball.
by PhillipD33zNutZ October 20, 2018
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Cum guy

A guy extremely rich people use to find their person of interest cum. Commonly cum guys scavenge parking garages in search of cum due to larger sexual behavior in parking garages in american culture.
Oswaldo is Harry's cum guy. Oswaldo has been searching for that bastards cum for days.
by PhillipD33zNutZ October 20, 2018
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texas creampie

When on sexual partner straight or gay perform an anal creampie on the other partner.
Did you hear Jimmy Bobby gave Darlene a Texas Creampie.
by PhillipD33zNutZ March 13, 2018
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mexican creampie

When one sexual partner ejaculates into a churro. The partner then puts in the other partners vagina or rectum. The partner with the churro in their vagina or rectum then eats the churro.
Did you hear Jose gave his girlfriend a Mexican creampie.
by PhillipD33zNutZ May 15, 2018
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