random dreidel

A random dreidel is an act of sexual nature. It is when a woman decides to shift positions by spinning her entire body while on top. This is accomplished usually in a quick motion which usually hurts the man because his cock becomes twisted without warning.

Guy 1: Why are you holding your crotch?

Guy 2: My woman last night decided to pull a random dreidel.

by Phillip Kaltenbach June 11, 2006

SOAS

Shit on a shingle, it is basically a poor ass excuse for a meal that I have eaten many times. All it is a piece of toast with hamburger that has been browned with gravy in a pan, but it does taste ok if you pour salt on it.

The military paid my dad shit all the time so my mum made a whole lot of SOAS all the time.

by Phillip Kaltenbach September 12, 2006

the grenade

The grenade is an alternative sexual manuaveur, it begins with the basic handjob. When the man begins to orgasm however is where the grenade differs because the one handjobbing makes a fist around the erect member and clamps their thumb over the penile orfice. This is usually followed by a yelp by the man because of building pressure and is usually released quickly with a explosion of white male secretion.

Me: Hey dude why are grabbing yourself?
Mike: My girl gave me the grenade because I called her Heather half way through.
Me: Shit thats some mean and cold hearted shit right there.

by Phillip Kaltenbach March 13, 2007

cutey pie

A cutey pie is a quarter pound of something and by something it is usually marijuana.

Guy 1: Hey, you go to the northside and stock up yet?

Guy 2: Yea, I got a whole cutey pie.

by Phillip Kaltenbach June 27, 2006

Richard Nixon

Giving some a "Richard Nixon" is a very special sexual technique. It is where the woman buts the sac in her mouth and shakes her head and making a noise like blaahhhhhh.

O, that girl right there gives a sweet Richard Nixon.

by Phillip Kaltenbach July 01, 2005

Senorita Sexypants

An expression that originated from John Kilday meaning that he thinks a woman is damn sexy.

John: How are you doing Senorita Sexypants?

Kayla: Just fine, thank you.

by Phillip Kaltenbach June 27, 2006

Rugby

A game that is in fact a lot better than football. You run faster, hit harder, have little rest, get punched on a constant basis because the other team that started it thinks your dirty (it's not my fault), and at least in Wisconsin someone gets a concussion a game. Why do pads make it more dangerous? They cushion you and slow the players down a bit. Football has a stoppage every 10 seconds, while Rugby does not.

I speared a guy so hard in Fond du Lac he didn't get up for a few minutes then ran over and tackled another dude. Finally, I ran after some massive forward and said "Aww, Fuck it I am playing rugby". Then I whipped my body at him to slow him down because he was twice my size and could bench press my whole family.

by Phillip Kaltenbach August 20, 2006