Phillip Kaltenbach's definitions

Richard Nixon

Giving some a "Richard Nixon" is a very special sexual technique. It is where the woman buts the sac in her mouth and shakes her head and making a noise like blaahhhhhh.

O, that girl right there gives a sweet Richard Nixon.

by Phillip Kaltenbach July 1, 2005

Senorita Sexypants

An expression that originated from John Kilday meaning that he thinks a woman is damn sexy.

John: How are you doing Senorita Sexypants?

Kayla: Just fine, thank you.

by Phillip Kaltenbach June 27, 2006

random dreidel

A random dreidel is an act of sexual nature. It is when a woman decides to shift positions by spinning her entire body while on top. This is accomplished usually in a quick motion which usually hurts the man because his cock becomes twisted without warning.

Guy 1: Why are you holding your crotch?

Guy 2: My woman last night decided to pull a random dreidel.

by Phillip Kaltenbach June 11, 2006

the grenade

The grenade is an alternative sexual manuaveur, it begins with the basic handjob. When the man begins to orgasm however is where the grenade differs because the one handjobbing makes a fist around the erect member and clamps their thumb over the penile orfice. This is usually followed by a yelp by the man because of building pressure and is usually released quickly with a explosion of white male secretion.

Me: Hey dude why are grabbing yourself?
Mike: My girl gave me the grenade because I called her Heather half way through.
Me: Shit thats some mean and cold hearted shit right there.

by Phillip Kaltenbach March 13, 2007

SOAS

Shit on a shingle, it is basically a poor ass excuse for a meal that I have eaten many times. All it is a piece of toast with hamburger that has been browned with gravy in a pan, but it does taste ok if you pour salt on it.

The military paid my dad shit all the time so my mum made a whole lot of SOAS all the time.

by Phillip Kaltenbach September 12, 2006

salty slug

A salty slug is a sexual act which involves the use of cocaine. It is performed by making a "line" on a penis and then a woman proceeds with giving the male a blowjob while trying to snort as much cocaine as possible.

Guy 1: You do anything freaky lately?

Guy 2: Yeah, I had this bag of coke and let this chick give me a salty slug!

by Phillip Kaltenbach June 17, 2006

big brother

Pretty much government since the Cold War has begun. Yet, contrary to democrat/liberal belief George Bush isn't the only one who has done wiretapping because other notable Democrat presidents that have illegally wiretapped are Jimmey Carter and Bill Clinton.

Guy 1: Hey, Vincent Foster was totally killed by Big Brother.
Guy 2: Ya, Clinton sure wanted to screw that dude up but Bush is letting me get full cavity searched at the airport.

by Phillip Kaltenbach June 21, 2006