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Arkanchoke

Typical action taken by the University of Arkansas Razorbacks athletic teams by losing badly or finding a way to throw a way a win. Almost always on a national stage and ESPN usually dwells on said choke for at least 6 weeks.
The Razorbacks were beating NW Alaska Tech by 4 touchdowns in the 4th quarter and then somehow Arkanchoked and lost by 3.
by philanewbie June 19, 2009
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Right Trash

The extreme right wing cousin to white trash and trailer trash. An avid Faux news viewer, NRA member and holy roller when it benefits them.
Lillian - Marge, did you see that sign some Right Trash had at the tea party.

Marge - No

Lillian - It said "Bury Obamacare with Kennedy"

Marge - Right Trash, indeed!
by philanewbie September 12, 2009
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Phillyphobic

One who has a fear of a certain historic, run down, burned out, ghetto of a city in southeastern Pennsylvania.
Oh hell no, I'm not going to Independence Hall, I'm Phillyphobic.
by Philanewbie September 12, 2009
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ahhavesinned

Mea culpa of all televangelists and southern preachers when caught with their pants down or with their hands in the offering plate. (spoken in a southern accent, usually while shaking their head vehemently and crying faux crocodile tears).
Rev Bubba gave the "ahhavesinned" sermon today after he was arrested for soliciting a blow job from an undercover cop.
by philanewbie September 12, 2009
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Dullass

Dullass is the 3rd largest city in Texass after Uston and San AnMexico. Dullass is known for Holy Rollers, Big Hair and killing JFK.
AT&T's headquarters moved from San AnMexico to Dullass.
by Philanewbie September 19, 2009
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burka bitch

A large, roundish, african american woman who has converted to islam while still keeping her inner city roots. Burka Bitches seem to be exceedingly common in center city and north philadelphia.
Shaniqua - Look at dat burka bitch thinkin she is all dat.

Shaquisha - Gurrrl, I knew her when she was just Lakeisha Washington.
by philanewbie September 20, 2009
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Gimme a quota, gimme fitty cent

"Gimme a quota, gimme fitty cent" is the official motto of Philadelphia and is spoken thousands of times a day by the resident bums on each and every street corner. The unofficial motto is "This city sucks".
Bum at 12th and Chestnut to passersby - "Gimme a quota, gimme fitty cent".

UPenn student passing by: Fuck off loser!
by philanewbie September 20, 2009
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