Someone who doesn't believe in God, but will start believing if he is ever proven real.. They believe nobody can prove God's existance, therefore creating insurance that they'll never be wrong.
Agnostic: prove that the universe wasn't created by a fat black transvestite in 1997!!
Scientist: uhh...
Scientist: uhh...
by Phil the Pill September 05, 2006
there are three groupings of simians; new world monkies, old world monkies and apes. a monkey is a simian that is not an ape. prosimians (lemurs, etc.) are not monkies either.
example species of monkies: spider monkey, macaques, baboons, marmosets, etc
example species of non-monkies: humans, chimpanzees, gibbon, lemur, gorilla, orangutang. etc.
example species of monkies: spider monkey, macaques, baboons, marmosets, etc
example species of non-monkies: humans, chimpanzees, gibbon, lemur, gorilla, orangutang. etc.
monkey: thanks popular culture for making people think that chimpanzees (and other apes) are monkies.
by Phil the Pill September 08, 2006
a radio program on all am radio stations (except air america radio stations whose audience is smart enough to not listen to that shit) at night. discusses pseudoscience, ghosts, aliens, bigfoot, UFOs, spirits, creationism and other bullshit.
Radio imaging voice: tonight, after rush limbaugh, sean hannity, micheal savage, matt drudge and bill o'reilly. true science discussion with coast to coast am!
by Phil the Pill September 07, 2006
what some retards believe is real. the same people that believe in a liberal elite also believe in black helicopters, illuminati, the da vinci code, aliens, creationism and bigfoot.
Art Bell: tonight on coast to coast am, wel'll talk about the liberal elite. also, george washington, was he bigfoot reincarnated and did he plan for the american government to be a puppet for martians?
by Phil the Pill September 06, 2006
a very mediocre video game series. for reasons that defy logic, the creators won't make it a series of porn movies, even though sales figures suggest this would be the most efficient choice. the characters look like dolls and have the emotions to match and the story line is non-existent. people justify their purchase by saying "well the graphics are good, and the babes are hot".
by Phil the Pill September 06, 2006
Phil: see those two lesbians over there? they did an excellent job of tag teaming my dick last night!
by Phil the Pill September 10, 2006
Me: jesus shit! none of these songs are good. they're all produced by record companies who focus on making the music videos flashy over the audio content.
Guy: that's not true! ...yes it is...
Guy: that's not true! ...yes it is...
by Phil the Pill September 15, 2006