Definitions by Phil the Pill
liberal elite
what some retards believe is real. the same people that believe in a liberal elite also believe in black helicopters, illuminati, the da vinci code, aliens, creationism and bigfoot.
Art Bell: tonight on coast to coast am, wel'll talk about the liberal elite. also, george washington, was he bigfoot reincarnated and did he plan for the american government to be a puppet for martians?
liberal elite by Phil the Pill September 6, 2006
dead or alive
a very mediocre video game series. for reasons that defy logic, the creators won't make it a series of porn movies, even though sales figures suggest this would be the most efficient choice. the characters look like dolls and have the emotions to match and the story line is non-existent. people justify their purchase by saying "well the graphics are good, and the babes are hot".
dead or alive by Phil the Pill September 6, 2006
atheist
a follower of atheism, a nontheism religion (lack of). atheists do not believe in God or gods. usually they are strong supporters of science, humanism, skepticism and do good deeds, but not out of fear like christians (hell).
jerry falwell: you're going to hell for being a nonbeliever
atheist: well you're going to hell for getting a rusty trombone from a prostitute
atheist: well you're going to hell for getting a rusty trombone from a prostitute
atheist by Phil the Pill September 5, 2006
agnostic
Someone who doesn't believe in God, but will start believing if he is ever proven real.. They believe nobody can prove God's existance, therefore creating insurance that they'll never be wrong.
Agnostic: prove that the universe wasn't created by a fat black transvestite in 1997!!
Scientist: uhh...
Scientist: uhh...
agnostic by Phil the Pill September 5, 2006
asian fetish
a sexual attraction to asian females by white males. contrary to public opinion, there is nothing racist or wrong with this as it is an example of outbreeding behavior.
Rice King: damn, I just played a japanese video game with asian girls wearing skimpy costumes and I need to masturbate to satisfy my asian fetish!
asian fetish by Phil the Pill September 5, 2006
outbreeding
the opposite of inbreeding. outbreeding is a process of evolution. genetically different mates will produce offspring that inherits both parents' genes and is thus an advantage to offspring.
Cletus, the baptist hillbilly neocon: i done fucked my sis!
Phil: gross. your kids are probably going to die with both sets of the same genes.
Cletus: that's a liberal elite lie! everybody knows genes and outbreeding don't exist!
Phil: gross. your kids are probably going to die with both sets of the same genes.
Cletus: that's a liberal elite lie! everybody knows genes and outbreeding don't exist!
outbreeding by Phil the Pill September 5, 2006
atheist
someone who does not believe in any gods. there are two kinds of atheists: strong atheists believe that the existence of gods are impossible, weak atheists (called agnostics) don't believe in god, but would start believing in him if he were proven true.
atheists usually come in two flavors: atheists who don't believe in god based on science, evolution, the big bang, humanism, skepticism and logic. the second group, unfortunately, are goths and vampires who don't believe in god because it's "alternative" and "anti-establishment".
atheists usually come in two flavors: atheists who don't believe in god based on science, evolution, the big bang, humanism, skepticism and logic. the second group, unfortunately, are goths and vampires who don't believe in god because it's "alternative" and "anti-establishment".
atheist by Phil the Pill September 5, 2006