gom

He pounded her "gom" with his magnificent dork.
by phil k April 22, 2005
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anywhere but here

im amazed at how the author of this definition spends his/her time slating other peoples defititions (or lack of), only to offer their OPINION on this band (who no-one has heard of) as a FACT.
FACT...you are a twat.
OPINION...ABH are good.
"In my opinion, ABH are great.but i know, if we were to apply scientific rigour to this theory,we would quickly realise that it is utter bullshit.And all my opinions thereafter should be considered WRONG!"
by phil k April 24, 2005
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New York

The epitome of a city. i.e lots of people crammed into a small space, all of whom are competing to kill, rob, maim, eat each other.yes, i have been there. and it made my asthma worse. How many people do you see wearing a " i love Asthma" t-shirt.
A good a reason as any to smash a jumbo jet into a tower.
"New York, New York. So good they hit it twice...with airplanes laden with aviation fuel"

"i once bought weed in washington square, i got ripped off"

"The big apple...if you can imagine an apple with 3000 dead bankers throwing themselves out of the window."
by Phil K May 03, 2005
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stale

Man, that party was stale as hell.
by phil k February 08, 2004
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bus

1/ The worst way of getting a murdered corpse to its dump site.

2/ a long car
"dude lets not take the bus this corspe aint getting any fresher"
by Phil k May 03, 2005
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hic-burp

This is when you nearly hiccup, but instead of "cupping" you burp instead.
This usually occurs after after a post-meal smoke.
You have a meal, then go for a ciggarette. Normally after the first puff you experience the "hic-burp".
And the more you try to stop it from occuring, the worse it gets. And don't even try to speak.
Person 1:
Hey man what do you think of the new Star Wars?

Person 2:
Its cool except... (puffs on ciggie).."Hic..."
"Hic-Burp! "...oh, excuse m..."hic.......BURP!"

Person 2 :
Ha. You got the hic-burps!!!
by Phil k May 27, 2005
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ditchpig

"My god, what a ditchpig"
by phil k April 22, 2005
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