Exton, PA

This is the place for you if you want to find roads with traffic light after traffic light after traffic light after traffic light AFTER TRAFFIC LIGHT AFTER OH MY GOD HOW MANY TRAFFIC LIGHTS CAN YOU PUT IN ONE QUARTER MILE STRETCH OF ROAD? I JUST WANT TO GET TO THE EXTON MALL SO I CAN WALK AROUND WITH THE GOTH KIDS WHILE NOT EVER BUYING ANYTHING AND GETTING YELLED AT BY MALL COPS FOR SITTING ON THE COUCHES IN THE HALLWAY, AND I HAVE TO STOP EVERY 25 FEET TO GET FROM BUSINESS 30 TO ROUTE 30! But at least the road to the Regal Theater isn't BACKED UP ALL THE WAY FROM THE LIGHT BACK TO THE INTERSECTION OF 30 AND WHITFORD ROAD! AND WHY ARE THEY PUTTING IN A LOWES HERE!?!?!?! ARE THEY PUTTING IN ANOTHER TRAFFIC LIGHT!? THEY ARE!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHGHGHHGGG!!
"Yo, wanna go out to Exton, PA, and hit up the mall, then afterwards go see if the bowling palace can find the goodness in their hearts to rent us a lane, then wait in line for 40 minutes to get tickets to see a movie with a bunch of screaming 14-year-olds and get a stomach virus later at Chili's?"
"Sure, lemme just throw on my black shirt, chains, paint fake tears under my eyes and go ask my mommy if she'll drive us out there after taking my sister to dance class."
by Phil k June 05, 2005
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stale

Man, that party was stale as hell.
by phil k February 08, 2004
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P.I.T.A

This job is a PITA.
by phil k February 08, 2004
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ditchpig

"My god, what a ditchpig"
by phil k April 22, 2005
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nobsense

Talking rubbish.
Usually rubbish spoken by a nob.
hence nobsense.
"that guys a nob...he's talking nobsense".
by Phil k May 16, 2005
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Wuder

Water, but said wrong. This is done by many residents of West Chester, PA, and may be common in other parts of the world as well. People who said 'wuder' instead of 'water' got made fun of in 6th grade.
"Teacher, may I go get a drink of wuder?"
"Hey, Timmy said 'wuder'! Hahaha!"
(much pointing and laughing. Timmy puts his head down and cries)
by Phil k June 05, 2005
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fanny

There is only one true definition of this word.
And that is "pussy". Not "butt" or "ass".
The yanks have it wrong again.
Think of it this way: Americans speak English. English don't speak American. It's that simple really.
We are right, you are wrong.And we're not your cousins.
"Nothing i like better than pounding a fanny.That means i fuck pussy. Not ass.Like a gay american"
by phil k April 24, 2005
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