Phil MaCrackin's definitions

Kiddy Fiddler

Some one who plays with kids while playing the fiddle

do da dum do da dum do da dum

by Phil Macrackin March 25, 2003

sound garden

a rock band with hits such as 'pretty noose' and 'black hole sun'

well i can't sing one of their songs, can i??

by phil macrackin November 16, 2003

asstank

a gay man who enjoys taking it in the ass

My boy Steve is a real asstank.

by Phil MaCrackin October 28, 2003

chase the carrot

a woman who wants to give oral sex to a man

by Phil MaCrackin October 28, 2003

finger blasting

masturbartion by woman with there fingers/fist

Lizzy gave up men and went to finger blasting

by Phil MaCrackin October 28, 2003

cheese and smushroom soup

cheesy and smush room soup is a delicacy in banks house.

Ingrediants:Dick cheese
Arse shrums
Japs eye herbs
Yellow Piss

MMMMMMMMM lovely jublly, by the way jack grocott still kiddles with fids now on wednesdays amd sundays too

by Phil Macrackin March 25, 2003

cheeseburger

A juicy bun covered in a nice thick layer of dick cheese

luke banks being followed by Scott Bailey slobbering

by Phil Macrackin March 25, 2003