Phil MaCrackin's definitions

sound garden

a rock band with hits such as 'pretty noose' and 'black hole sun'

well i can't sing one of their songs, can i??

by phil macrackin November 16, 2003

asstank

a gay man who enjoys taking it in the ass

My boy Steve is a real asstank.

by Phil MaCrackin October 28, 2003

chase the carrot

a woman who wants to give oral sex to a man

by Phil MaCrackin October 28, 2003

Kiddy Fiddler

Some one who plays with kids while playing the fiddle

do da dum do da dum do da dum

by Phil Macrackin March 25, 2003

finger blasting

masturbartion by woman with there fingers/fist

Lizzy gave up men and went to finger blasting

by Phil MaCrackin October 28, 2003

Fiddy Kiddler

Someone who kiddles with fids while watchin Hardcore Thomas the Tank vids on the box while eating some cheesy peas in a bowl.

Jack grocott on a friday night

by Phil Macrackin March 25, 2003

cheesy scrotum

tastes like cheese on toast

mum ive burnt my dick on the grill

by Phil Macrackin March 20, 2003