Definitions by Phil Bailey
Sports invest
"I need some extra cash, hmmm, i know, i'll throw three hundred bucks on the Melbourne Storm against the Panthers, that has got to be a lock of the week"
Sports invest by Phil Bailey April 14, 2005
Fancy black hair
The condition whereby a man with black hair takes an inordinately and suspiciously long time at the hair dresser
"You know that Duffield is a miserable cunt, you know the cunt who decided to hang my shit out the window?"
"What the guy with the red hair?"
"NO, DUFFIELD'S THE CUNT WITH THE FANCY BLACK HAIR!!!!"
"What the guy with the red hair?"
"NO, DUFFIELD'S THE CUNT WITH THE FANCY BLACK HAIR!!!!"
Fancy black hair by Phil Bailey April 14, 2005
More weight
An exclamation given upon one realising one's integrity and moral fortitude is being questioned. Especially where those judging, have no grounds to make such an indictment
(Random person who lives life of quiet desperation): "You are such a bad man!"
(God's lonely man): "MORE WEIGHT!"
(see also don't you judge me)
(God's lonely man): "MORE WEIGHT!"
(see also don't you judge me)
More weight by Phil Bailey April 13, 2005
Five way friday
Five way friday by Phil Bailey April 13, 2005
Hummer girl
Hummer girl by Phil Bailey April 13, 2005
Bender your honour
(message left on answering machine) "Phil, do you remember me walking in on you fucking my sister last night? you are so off, also, my cat's pregnant"
(first words spoken on return phone call to own brother)"Bender your honour!"
(first words spoken on return phone call to own brother)"Bender your honour!"
Bender your honour by Phil Bailey April 13, 2005
Meth breath
The condition experienced after an all night bender, whereby one's breath takes the form of methylated spirits fumes
"Oh god, i am never drinking again, I have the worst meth breath ever, here, pass me a mint will you"
Meth breath by Phil Bailey April 13, 2005