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Definitions by Phil Bailey

Sports invest 

The investment of funds, paid to a bookie, betting on the outcome of a sporting event
"I need some extra cash, hmmm, i know, i'll throw three hundred bucks on the Melbourne Storm against the Panthers, that has got to be a lock of the week"
Sports invest by Phil Bailey April 14, 2005

Fancy black hair

The condition whereby a man with black hair takes an inordinately and suspiciously long time at the hair dresser
"You know that Duffield is a miserable cunt, you know the cunt who decided to hang my shit out the window?"
"What the guy with the red hair?"
"NO, DUFFIELD'S THE CUNT WITH THE FANCY BLACK HAIR!!!!"
Fancy black hair by Phil Bailey April 14, 2005

More weight 

An exclamation given upon one realising one's integrity and moral fortitude is being questioned. Especially where those judging, have no grounds to make such an indictment
(Random person who lives life of quiet desperation): "You are such a bad man!"
(God's lonely man): "MORE WEIGHT!"
(see also don't you judge me)
More weight by Phil Bailey April 13, 2005

Don't you judge me

Used as an exclamation against those who seek to take the moral highground and pass judgement, when they have no such right to pass judgement
(random person living life of quiet desperation): "that is sick that you fucked your sister"
(God's lonely man): "Don't you judge me!"

Bender your honour

Used as a repeated excuse, for unforgivable behaviour, as a result of drinking too much
(message left on answering machine) "Phil, do you remember me walking in on you fucking my sister last night? you are so off, also, my cat's pregnant"
(first words spoken on return phone call to own brother)"Bender your honour!"

Five way friday 

"Damn, I can't wait for five way friday"
Five way friday by Phil Bailey April 13, 2005

Hummer girl 

Girl employed to do nothing other than give you a hummer
"when i win the lottery, i am getting a hummer girl"
Hummer girl by Phil Bailey April 13, 2005