by phil August 10, 2003
1) A place where haddocks are a common hazard.
2) A place inhabited by insane, but charming, people.
2) A place inhabited by insane, but charming, people.
by Phil January 27, 2005
by Phil January 22, 2005
Created during an intense game of scrabble, this word connotes curiosity, monkies, ridiculousness, and pure ambiguity.
by Phil February 17, 2005
Widely regarded as the scum of the universe, chavers maily live in the Noth-East Of England in such cities as Newcastle. I live near there, and you cant walk down the street wearing anything black without hearing 'Oi Gof git ova ere now so wes can kik ya teef in ow, ya fookan cont ow'. Chavers move around in packs, cos they are really soft as shite. They listen to new monkey and smoke everything from cannabis to oregano (yes they're that poor).
Charv: Ow man giz a tab ow
Goth: Fuck off
Charv: Oi man ya fookan cont (pulls out kitchen knife), giz all ya moneyz or ill knife yas
Goth: (Pulls out sawn-off shotgun and blows charvs head off)
Passers By: Yeh! Kill the Charvs, Kill The Charvs
Mayor Of Newcastle: I hereby give this brave goth 1 million pounds and a free holiday to the bahamas for killing that disgusting charv
Goth: Fuck off
Charv: Oi man ya fookan cont (pulls out kitchen knife), giz all ya moneyz or ill knife yas
Goth: (Pulls out sawn-off shotgun and blows charvs head off)
Passers By: Yeh! Kill the Charvs, Kill The Charvs
Mayor Of Newcastle: I hereby give this brave goth 1 million pounds and a free holiday to the bahamas for killing that disgusting charv
by Phil August 31, 2004
An absolute mauling of the english language, originally used for abreviations while sending an SMS. Yet some people (or ppl) insist on using at other times when there are no limitations set on the number of characters available.
by Phil November 11, 2003
by phil September 19, 2003