tie one on

We went out last night to tie one on, but his biatch showed up and ruined the whole thing
by phil August 10, 2003
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dissendium

1) A place where haddocks are a common hazard.

2) A place inhabited by insane, but charming, people.
"I thought my life was rubbish, until I found Dissendium."
by Phil January 27, 2005
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ho-oh

an exclaimation shouted during sex with a ho. usually shouted before orgasm
"oh yes. suck my nuts. i'm almost there. yes. hooooooo-oooooooooohh!!!! (cums)"
by Phil January 22, 2005
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boofasten

Created during an intense game of scrabble, this word connotes curiosity, monkies, ridiculousness, and pure ambiguity.
Person 1: Did you just say boofasten?
Person 2: Yeah, you know, boofasten.
by Phil February 17, 2005
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charver

Widely regarded as the scum of the universe, chavers maily live in the Noth-East Of England in such cities as Newcastle. I live near there, and you cant walk down the street wearing anything black without hearing 'Oi Gof git ova ere now so wes can kik ya teef in ow, ya fookan cont ow'. Chavers move around in packs, cos they are really soft as shite. They listen to new monkey and smoke everything from cannabis to oregano (yes they're that poor).
Charv: Ow man giz a tab ow
Goth: Fuck off
Charv: Oi man ya fookan cont (pulls out kitchen knife), giz all ya moneyz or ill knife yas
Goth: (Pulls out sawn-off shotgun and blows charvs head off)
Passers By: Yeh! Kill the Charvs, Kill The Charvs
Mayor Of Newcastle: I hereby give this brave goth 1 million pounds and a free holiday to the bahamas for killing that disgusting charv
by Phil August 31, 2004
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txt

An absolute mauling of the english language, originally used for abreviations while sending an SMS. Yet some people (or ppl) insist on using at other times when there are no limitations set on the number of characters available.
u cumin out 2nite, we gonna go lern 2 spell
by Phil November 11, 2003
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it

to call someone by the name of "it"
Hey it(lil girl 4 example) get out of my my
by phil September 19, 2003
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