dissendium

1. A place for the elderly and insane

2. A place where people of the "I love Rupie", "Dan is soooooo fit" variety are tortured by any method involving a pepperoni.

3. The only place on the internet where Severus will put on a floor show for your birthday.

4. A place where Toblerone's flow a-plenty.

Guest: Dan is soooo fit and he's a really good actor, I think I will marry him one day...
Member: See this pepperoni....?

by NettyMoss January 14, 2005

dissendium

1) A place where haddocks are a common hazard.

2) A place inhabited by insane, but charming, people.

"I thought my life was rubbish, until I found Dissendium."

by Phil January 27, 2005

dissendium

A place where Derry, and Wizzy keep Scabby in gainful employment.

Where Ronan is Wizzy's obsession, and the butterbeer flows freely. Harry Potter

by Twinkle January 15, 2005

Dissendium

1: A place where a small group of elite people go, and scheme some diabolical schemes.

2: A spell that opens the entrance to a secret passage to Hogsmeade in Harry Potter.

"I love Dissendium. It's my second home"

by KeeWee January 12, 2005

Dissendium

A formally working website dedicated to Harry Potter that disappeared off the earth a few years back. We think Volde found out about it.

"Man I haven't been on Dissendium in AGES!"

"I know right? Bet Voldepants found out about it"

by Ki-zilla February 01, 2010

Dissendium

1. A highly evolved organism created by an electro-chemical reaction caused when BBCi dropped the ball.

2. Destructor of text talk.

3. Home of authors of world renown. No, truly.

And on the eighth day Dissendium was created. And the Internet saw that it was good.

by Albert M. January 13, 2005

Dissendium

A place where Albert's age is a mystery.

Most people would say Albert is between the ages of 25 and 35, but we may never know for sure.

by KeeWee January 15, 2005