fuckery

When something bad or irritating has happened to you, by a mistake of yourself or some other incompetent fool.

*Knocks over paint on to new carpet/cat*
"Ah Fuckery"

*Knocks over a coat rack in a shop"
"Fucking, Fuckery"

by Phil December 20, 2003

dissendium

1) A place where haddocks are a common hazard.

2) A place inhabited by insane, but charming, people.

"I thought my life was rubbish, until I found Dissendium."

by Phil January 27, 2005

Sizzlechest

a fruity ass; milky licker

You got that SiZZLeCHeST?

by Phil December 10, 2003

becumming

adj. to cause men to cream themselves just at the look of you

Man: that shirt makes you look becumming. of course, if I were your shirt i'd be cumming on you too

by Phil January 13, 2005

desperate housewives

overhype. a show that's main appeal is sex. you're screaming and getting horny. no. a cock doesn't even touch outside of the pants. just a shitty soap opera about how women are superior despite how they ramble that women are equal to men. (I am not chauvenist. a favorite among adolescent and high school boys because they think it's porn.

it's a shame most women are like the bitches in this show.

by Phil January 31, 2005

blowin' up

1- Exploding.
2- Inflating something.

"The lab! It's blowin' up!"
"A bunch of clowns blowin' up balloons."

by Phil December 12, 2002

lando

Betrail of friends. Submitting to the enemy.

Lando: "I'm sorry, they arrived right before you"

3rd person: "You Lando"

by Phil June 20, 2003