aol

an ISP. you still get barraged by ads, banners and adware even though you have to pay 30$ a month for the service. shows how stupid america is because they are the biggest ISP.
America: is earthlink good? i'm thinking about switching to it.
by Phil January 27, 2005
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mutt and jeff

1- Perhaps the first daily cartoon strip. Depicted the title characters, one tall and thin, the other short and stocky, who were basically average guys. Set the standards for the likes of Abbott and Costello.
2- Two people who bear a resemblence to the above.
3- Another term for the "good cop, bad cop" routine.
4- Cockney rhyming slang for "deaf".
1- "Didja read today's Mutt and Jeff?"
2- "Hey, look at Mutt and Jeff!"
3- "Aw, Sarg, cut out the Mutt and Jeff routine."
4- "Whaddya mean, ya didn't 'ear? Are ya Mutt and Jeff?"
by Phil February 09, 2003
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cheeya

Method of communication amongst friends. As in cya
'I'm out... cheeya', 'cheeya later'
by Phil January 09, 2005
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Emo kid

A little emotional pussy that sits there all fucking morose for no reason other than it is the IN thing to do, It's now cool to be a pathitc little fuck
A lot of the little pussies you see these days.
by Phil February 12, 2005
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grouter

short for Ghetto Router, usually an old computer (486-ish) used in place of a Cisco or Linksys router by network saavy folk.
I just upgraded my grouter to 64MB RAM!!
by Phil October 24, 2003
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shit box

a box construction workers shit in when there are no toilets around
i fell in crap when the shit box i was using collapesed
by phil October 13, 2003
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fuckery

When something bad or irritating has happened to you, by a mistake of yourself or some other incompetent fool.
*Knocks over paint on to new carpet/cat*
"Ah Fuckery"

*Knocks over a coat rack in a shop"
"Fucking, Fuckery"
by Phil December 20, 2003
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