Phatho's definitions

Ethan

An EXTREMELY self-conceited person. Would rather talk about themself than listen to someone's last words. The farthest thing from humble, appreciative, and respectful. Thinks every girl wants his dick. Likes to use the phrase: you don't know me. Dad bod is a requirement.

Ethan has pushed me over the edge. I can't hear myself think over him talking about himself.

by Phatho May 20, 2017

Randall

The name of a boy (not a man) that likes to start Twitter fights, but can't back himself up. Uses words such as "y'all" and "sweetheart" to make himself sound like he is from the south. You can usually smell him coming a mile away, because he is such a shitty person. Additionally, he is an honorary member of the thumbs. More than likely lives in his parents basement. Likes to downgrade girls with fat asses (prolly bc his is flatter than a tortilla).

lmao Randall back at it on the Twit feed.

by Phatho June 10, 2017